Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
8	8 Vote	Here's a Dog With 2 d***s
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
21	21 Vote	Rupert Murdoch and His Flying Robot Unicorn
33	33 Vote	Everyone Wins When This Corgi Plays With Novelty Dildo on His Head Before Opening Fire on Farm Subsidies
152	152 Vote	Pope Puts on Ski Mask and Threatens Neighborhood Children With Chainsaw to Scare the Bejeezus Out of a Lifetime
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
2	2 Vote	White House to Save Neighbor From Burning Apartment
128	128 Vote	How to Fail a Driving Test in Under 20 Seconds
2	2 Vote	Yes, You Can Use Twitter for Something Other Than Cat Memes and Instagram Selfies
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
9	9 Vote	Immigrants for Sale. Here's Why