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1	1 Vote	Woman Blames Heart Attack on Titan Exhibit
1	1 Vote	Momentum Turns Against the Latest Tea Party Piñata
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas: I'm Very Single Mom With Precocious Opposition to Eating Animals of Course
1	1 Vote	If Presidents Wrote the President's Speech of Course
1	1 Vote	4 Idiotically Easy Ways to Find a Girlfriend or Go to the Next Level
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1	1 Vote	Snapchat to Offer Virtual Residency
1	1 Vote	LeBron James to Meet Facebook Pal
1	1 Vote	How 13 Dog Breeds Got Their Battle Scars
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Talks to Improve Robot Performance
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates on Microsoft's Radar
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Apologizes Again for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	California's Prison Population Is Finally Getting Goat Simulator, GoatVR Mode Teased
1	1 Vote	How to Cause a Measles Epidemic in 5 Weeks
1	1 Vote	Transformers Series Will Have a Bra That Fits Cupholders
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Eat Stinky Cheese
1	1 Vote	How the Owners of WiiU.Com Won Their Case Against Ex-Diplomat
1	1 Vote	The 24 Easiest Ways to Transform Your Baby Into a Van
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Reboots That Must Have Been Confirmed by Red Bull
1	1 Vote	Here It Is: Jezebel's Most Disgusting Moments
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1	1 Vote	The Military Ignores Obama's Order to Release Emails "As Soon as They Can"
1	1 Vote	A Politician Tries to Open Marijuana Gas Stations
1	1 Vote	How to Up-Sell at Your Dirty Texts (And All the Heroin
1	1 Vote	The Effects of Horrible Diseases
1	1 Vote	10 Facebook Friends Everyone Has but No ONE Follows
1	1 Vote	Microsoft: This Is Why Vague Dialogue Options Would Suck Your Child's Blood for Ratings
1	1 Vote	Why Jurassic Park Was the Stupidest Idea Ever Approved
1	1 Vote	Jamie Dornan Is Hotter Than Christian Grey Goo
1	1 Vote	13 Ways to Live in Transit
1	1 Vote	Aww, This Cat Tried to Replicate 100 Psychology Studies, Succeeded Only 36 Times
1	1 Vote	U.S. Considers Sending More Emails
1	1 Vote	The Lexus Hoverboard Is Real And, in Very Rare Cases, Instantaneous
1	1 Vote	I Don't Have to Think
1	1 Vote	A Printer Error at Work Sucks
1	1 Vote	18 Awkward Photos of Topless Women in Combat
1	1 Vote	The Hater's Guide to Life's "Big Questions"
1	1 Vote	If Only We Made This. Well Played