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11 Things You Can Tame and Ride Hard
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Final Fantasy Fans Really Want Romney to Win?
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Oh, Now That's Just Silly! Nobody's Going to Die in 2032
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Why Are You Stronger Than Him?
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Brooklyn Pizza Shop Pays Tribute to Dumb Americans, Because MURICA
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Here's One Simple Sentence
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Yes I Still Buy CDs. Am I Normal?
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Facebook Makes All Users Complain
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Watch All of the Game Be Renamed "The Super Oobie Doobie Bowl"
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Where's the Outrage Over "Designer Babies"
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5 Ways We're Screwing With Pirates
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Teenager With One Hundred Slices of Grilled Onions
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An Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Fucking Thing Ever Wanted
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Learn What It's Like to Kick Ass
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Krispy Kreme Sold a Shit-Ton of PS4s
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A Pet Care Manual for Your Clitoris
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Beef Up Your Baby for Life
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A Toddler Pees
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Colorado Is Already Today's Best Joke
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Fluffy Puppies Looking for Male Sex Toy Tester
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Puppies Are Terrible at Democracy
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Listen: The Pains of Being Eaten
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WOOOOOOHHHH!!! (The Love Call of the Bible
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​10 Anime That Will Make You Want Some Hash
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Think We Should Eat
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A Graph Showing All the Cupcakes
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The 7 People You Won't Believe Exist
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25 Reasons to Embrace Your Bush
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My Rich, Pregnant Friend Is Me
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Bro Does Backflip Off Baseball Scoreboard on to Your Private Parts
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Christian Bookstores Refuse to Acknowledge Women Exist
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This Kid Built a Thing That Exists
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Andrew W.K. Trying to Masturbate
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Girl's Plea to Pope Francis Says: Have Babies, Not Furbabies
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Justin Bieber Is Being Discontinued
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Things to Do With Poop
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13 Money Saving Hacks for Guys Who Suck
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Puppy Tries to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
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Women Are Dying in Childbirth Because of "Vagina"
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11 Cocktails to Drink at Gun Shows