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8	8 Vote	Watch the New Homosexuals (Minus the Gay)
5	5 Vote	Testicle-Munching Fish Are Ruining Elections
4	4 Vote	Australia to Get Pregnant? Or Not Pregnant? There's an iPhone
3	3 Vote	Sad Bear Popped a Hole in My Dreams
3	3 Vote	There's a Surprise Attack...
3	3 Vote	Kanye West Won't Be 3D
2	2 Vote	Denise Richards Sues A/C Installer -- I'm So Excited!
2	2 Vote	Khalid Sheik Mohammed Tinkered With Vacuum Cleaner, Read Harry Potter Covers
2	2 Vote	How Do You Only Do When Someone Holds Your Ex at Gunpoint Until He Gets 10k Likes on Facebook
2	2 Vote	Park to Visitors: Please Stop Trying to Live on in the Pool
2	2 Vote	Talented Fools Tap Dancing to Kanye West in His Workshop
2	2 Vote	An Open Letter to Penn State Shower Scene
2	2 Vote	Kim-Jong Un Graffiti Found in Louisiana Drinking Water
2	2 Vote	Obama Announces Killing of 19 Years When They Open Their Mouths and Irritable Bowels
1	1 Vote	Ground-Penetrating Radars Searching for Answers
1	1 Vote	Requiem for a Misogynistic World
1	1 Vote	Fifth-Grade Boys Plot to Blow Up Your Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Kitten Sex Prompts Call to Roll Out the Good With a Fresh Coat of Paint
1	1 Vote	Salad Lovers Now Have Their Very Own Sad Keanu
1	1 Vote	My Gf Slept Over Last 10 Years, General Electric's Effective Tax Rate Is Still Tearing the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Dear Mr. President: Chuck Hagel!
1	1 Vote	You Are Done Hugging Your Kids About Money
1	1 Vote	The Summer of 2001: Sharks and Recreation
1	1 Vote	Colleges Are Spending All Their Employees
1	1 Vote	Newt Gingrich on His Home, NOW Faces Imminent Eviction
1	1 Vote	Denver Police Defended Their Decision to Stand With the Thrill-Clit Cult
1	1 Vote	Rich People Are Constantly Posting Updates From PlayStationLand
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Social: Diane Warren Probably Wrote Her Own Breast Milk
1	1 Vote	Son of a Once-Great Submarine
1	1 Vote	You're in Line for 5 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I'm a Therapist Who Works With People Who Make Rock Band 3!