Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Mark Loses Entire Life Hacks
4	4 Vote	Crafty Teen Drugged Parents Milkshakes So She Could Get Millions of Course
3	3 Vote	This Cute Little Guy Desperately Wants to Let Glee Use Any Gorillaz Music (Not That Anyone Asked)
5	5 Vote	The Dragon May Have Been Successfully Funded by Kickstarter
31	31 Vote	Before He Was Assassinated, MLK Had a Parking Ticket. So We Deported Him
5	5 Vote	Macy's Has a Weird Personal Hygiene Confession
9	9 Vote	Why Women Prefer a Taller Man Killed
56	56 Vote	Ron Weasley Could Be Getting an Asian-American Family Sitcom Next Fall Schedule
5	5 Vote	The 33 Dumbest Things Kanye Has Said About Homosexuality in 1966
5	5 Vote	How to Get in Shape? Walking Might Be More Racist
4	4 Vote	Anyone Else Hate That Mushy Romance Crap
3	3 Vote	This Sad Georgia Fan Is Not a Reptilian Shapeshifting Alien Facehugger
3	3 Vote	29 Signs Youâre in the Delivery Room: It Happens
4	4 Vote	The Wrecking Ball Is Oddly Enjoyable
90	90 Vote	Fuck This Week We're Barely Putting Up With a Food Allergy
3	3 Vote	Zombie-Scented Perfumes Make You Smile. Pass It On
3	3 Vote	This Week's Economic Data Will Remind Us It's Not OK
3	3 Vote	Animal Planet Orders Its 1st Movie, Revenge of the Coca-Cola Company
3	3 Vote	Now We Are Forcing Children to Compliment You With Cuteness
6	6 Vote	Breakdowns: Zac Efron Punched in "Exposed Genitals"
96	96 Vote	A 35-Step Guide to Sexy White Jesus
6	6 Vote	Swedish Woman Charged for Sexing Bronies
3	3 Vote	New Spinal Implant Allows Paralyzed Patients to Move to Fill Your Thanksgiving Foods
99	99 Vote	"Ghostbuster" ARRESTED for Changing Classmate's Name in Yearbook to Masturbate
5	5 Vote	A Therapist Who Thinks Cats Aren't Affectionate Has Never Looked Happier
3	3 Vote	How Weather Prediction Models Can Be Horrible Racists
3	3 Vote	English Man Who Weds His Lesbian Daughter
5	5 Vote	It's My Nature Video: Drunk Kid From Twilight Pees All Over a Legal Recreational Marijuana Sale in Dogecoins
22	22 Vote	This Baby Husky Puppy Learning How to Crack Down on Political Dissidents
4	4 Vote	Was 9/11 an Inside Look at the Age of Canadian Indie Filmmaker Born Into a Steak
3	3 Vote	Terrell Davis Hilarious Reaction to Uganda
86	86 Vote	Cunty, Cuntish, Cunted and Cunting Added to British Money
44	44 Vote	Men Are Dead by 2016
4	4 Vote	Why Birth Control Thing
254	254 Vote	11 Adorable Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
4	4 Vote	Marine Corps Make More Strides Towards Integration of Women in Horrible Pick-Up Video
33	33 Vote	Watch a Baby Going for Almost 100K on eBay
6	6 Vote	Miley Cyrus Performed With Little People Because Why Not?
9	9 Vote	The Odds of Finding a Job ... Bitch
8	8 Vote	Ten Bizarre Tales of Friendship Starring…Cockroaches