Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

76	76 Vote	Photos of Sexy Garbage 1	1
74	74 Vote	Shirtless Bro Tries to Negotiate
125	125 Vote	Apparently Batman Is Objectively Better Than a Donut
72	72 Vote	Drunk Teens Steal a Woman's Vagina
112	112 Vote	I Want TO See Your Penis!
221	221 Vote	Proof That Gamers Are Now Cooking Meth 4	4
387	387 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
193	193 Vote	Report: Plane Full of Shit
52	52 Vote	That Time Russia Tried to Punch Bieber
97	97 Vote	15 Things You'll Only Understand if You Use a Wooden Dildo?
213	213 Vote	The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described by Pokémon X/Y 4	4
203	203 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost $599 1	1
140	140 Vote	Why Disney's "Aladdin" Is Secretly About Masturbation
110	110 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Soda
77	77 Vote	Nude Photos of a Water Slide
169	169 Vote	Redheads Continue to Exist
89	89 Vote	Sorry, Pregnant Lady: You Can't Get Him to Twerk
88	88 Vote	It's Time for a Penis? 1	1
90	90 Vote	This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt 2	2
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
5	5 Vote	The Rude Awakening ofOptimus Prime Minister
124	124 Vote	You Have a Right to Be Fucked
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
467	467 Vote	Let's Build a House for $5 6	6