Headline Smasher

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80	80 Vote	Woman Arrested for "Inappropriate Sexual Contact" With a Marker
4	4 Vote	Harrison Ford's Injury May Have Made Babies
2	2 Vote	Bake Your Doughnuts Instead of Legalizing Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	These 7 Songs Would Be Like Incest
1	1 Vote	This Is Bullshit: MySpace Is the New "Star Wars" Character (Sucks at His Job)
1	1 Vote	Bill & Ted, 40ish, Return for "Running Man 2"
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean Wrote a Loving Tribute to Robin Williams a Phony Bomb Threat Targeted Anita Sarkeesian, Gaming Awards Last Night Out
1	1 Vote	Post-Recession, Millions More Kids Have an Updated Mass Effect 3 Ending to Harry Potter Universe
1	1 Vote	Where Is the Hottest Cat Lover Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	A Redditor Named "coolsexguy420boner" Claims He Dated Kate Upton Is Insecure About Her Celebrity Make-Outs
1	1 Vote	This Is a Raging Racist Douchebag
1	1 Vote	The 36 Greatest Things About That Awful Wig He's Wearing on "The Interview"
1	1 Vote	Here's One Reason Why We Don't Find Floating Debris, We'll Never Find Malaysia 370
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Putting Weird Shit in Their Movies Again
1	1 Vote	If Pokemon Were More Badass With Cool Beards on Them