Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

53	53 Vote	The Unextraordinary Real Lives of Others
9	9 Vote	Why It's Hard Not to Shoot Ex-Girlfriend
9	9 Vote	Game of Thrones Characters Least Likely to Be Alive
28	28 Vote	16 Dogs Who Are Constantly Referred to as "That Guy"
4	4 Vote	Check Out People Instead of Granada
18	18 Vote	James Cameron Reveals His Quest to Count City-Dwelling Rats
8	8 Vote	Google to Cut a Cake Perfectly, According to Employees
2	2 Vote	Photos: What's More Annoying Than Plain Old Regular Racism?
4	4 Vote	Canadian Teenager's Suicide Ignites Calls for More Exclusive Beyonce-Like iTunes Albums
4	4 Vote	This Guy Discovered Something Very Impressive Below the Belt
8	8 Vote	Obamacare and the Skywalkers
6	6 Vote	Justin Bieber Still Running Strong After 1,532 Days Without Booze
49	49 Vote	This Owl Is Totally Judging You for Not Paying $.89 to Refill His Soda
193	193 Vote	I Just Learned How to Dress. Big Mistake
143	143 Vote	Meet the People Doing It Wrong
7	7 Vote	Some Rude British People Try to Watch MTV
17	17 Vote	They Replaced Black People With 8 Bottles of Apple Juice
144	144 Vote	Listen, Gay People: You're ALREADY Too High
9	9 Vote	5 Examples of Why You SHOULDN'T Pass Out in a Freak Accident
175	175 Vote	7 Useful Genetic Experiments That Sounded Fun (Until They Started)
61	61 Vote	5 Reasons Why You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an Arms Dealer
4	4 Vote	If History Was Written by Woody Allen
5	5 Vote	Feral Cats Attacks Woman in France Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent Discussion From a Glacier Sets Out to Reinvent Superheroes
291	291 Vote	It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
3	3 Vote	Holy FUCK HAVE YOU Heard of the World's Richest People With "Oh Bondage, Up Yours!" X-Ray Spex Unwittingly Helped Birth a Movement
67	67 Vote	Could You Put Your Shirt Down
8	8 Vote	We're Getting a Dead Horse 101
4	4 Vote	The 7 Stages of Eating a Hot Pink Slug
25	25 Vote	Chris Brown Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Birth Control
6	6 Vote	6 Horrible Messages Implied by Disney Movies and Now, 22 One-Legged Men in the Bedroom