Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

139	139 Vote	Get Turned on by Farts
2	2 Vote	You Might Wanna Download All of Life's Decisions
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
151	151 Vote	Brazil Plans to Sue Me
206	206 Vote	For $5,000, You Can Now Be Used for Fuel
389	389 Vote	8 Ways to Eat Garbage 1	1
109	109 Vote	Fuck All These Things. Did You?
94	94 Vote	This Lady Has 277 Christmas Trees in Her Hair
280	280 Vote	I'd Like to Be Stopped
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
4	4 Vote	60 Iconic Women Who Need Their Own Theme Music
9	9 Vote	China Needs to Use Your Kitchen Appliances 1	1
7	7 Vote	25 Reasons Rihanna Is a Global Superpower?
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
332	332 Vote	How the Hell Do You Wake Up?
65	65 Vote	23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
6	6 Vote	Chemists Awarded Nobel Prize in Literature
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
94	94 Vote	Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction
8	8 Vote	Please Get Out Of Bed
42	42 Vote	How-To Guide for Talking Shit
8	8 Vote	Forecasters Look Back at Former Staff: "Those Assholes Stole Shit"
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
47	47 Vote	Robin Thicke Is Pretty Underwhelming
98	98 Vote	Grand Theft a Small Goat?
4	4 Vote	Enforcing Manners, Tumblr Shuts Down After Gunfight
121	121 Vote	21 Reasons Why Men Aren't Funny
191	191 Vote	FINALLY a Fix for Your Nuts
219	219 Vote	4 Major Reasons Why Old People Are Spiteful for Like, No Reason
85	85 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Are Popular With Everyone (Including Republicans)
5	5 Vote	This Surrealist Film Treats Urban Landscapes Like a Baby Einstein? Chug Some Iodine
190	190 Vote	How Did Macklemore Get Away With Murder
2	2 Vote	Birth Art: The Most Surprising Gift Ideas
2	2 Vote	28 Ways to Be a Serial Killer
4	4 Vote	Let's Face It: The Syrian Civil War's Going to Look Useful
2	2 Vote	Thai University Apologizes for Dating Ad Featuring Photo of Your Penis Pump
89	89 Vote	That's a Really Awful News Organization
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty

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