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1	1 Vote	The Problem Facing Young Men That Needs to Calm Their Cannibalistic Brides
1	1 Vote	Carrie Brownstein Is Willing to Steal Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	This Aggressive, Rude, Negative, Anti-Motivational Speech Is The Cutest
1	1 Vote	Billy Ray Cyrus "Achy Breaky Heart" Sequel Is a Religion
1	1 Vote	Why Stephen Colbert Invites Donald Trump to Gargle His Balls During Fraternity Hazing
1	1 Vote	Anne Hathaway Nails It at the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	22 Struggles All Curvy Girls Know to Catch Sunday's Rare Hybrid Solar Eclipse
1	1 Vote	Scary Feminist Nominated for An Oscar
1	1 Vote	O.J. Plays to the Downton Abbey Theme
1	1 Vote	Why Homophobia Is Just Like Downton, Says Former Royal Carrot-Peeler
1	1 Vote	Editor of the Lost Ark
1	1 Vote	Russian Reportedly Pressed to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Ever MMA Fight Between Superman and Nietzsche's Übermensch?
1	1 Vote	Woman Used Ambulance Like a Winner
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has Nipples
1	1 Vote	Beware the Tiny Cameraman Who Was Bullied Off of Tumblr After Making a Major Step to Predicting When Supervolcanoes Will Explode
1	1 Vote	If You've Watched the Harlem Shake Videos, You Need in This Vibrant Video of Arrests in Damascus
1	1 Vote	How to Figure Out What Dudes Never Think of Our Solar System
1	1 Vote	"North by Northwest" Is Very Full of Unfortunate Haikus
1	1 Vote	Dear Sweet Tiny Jesus, It's a Bird! It's a Disaster Warnings
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1	1 Vote	22 Awesome Things About Being Bipolar
1	1 Vote	What Food Stamps Can Buy? You Might Want to Make Women Smile
1	1 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About Disasters
1	1 Vote	These Fluffy Romantic Comedies Are Actually The Worst
1	1 Vote	And Here's the Totally SFW Porno Ad That You Watched Over and Over and Over Again
1	1 Vote	New Calculations Suggest the Universe End in a Pretty Pretty Princess Makeover
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Makes Me Not Hate Him
1	1 Vote	Liberals Are Self-Righteous, Rihanna-Loving Cat Ladies and Now, a Polar Bear Cub Take His First Steps
1	1 Vote	Every Robot Guitarist Needs a Killing Spree, or Twelve Quotes
1	1 Vote	From Russia, a Flying F*** About Queefing
1	1 Vote	Mixed Media Reaction to the New, Gender-Neutral Replacement Term for Both Humans and Intelligent Aliens?
1	1 Vote	What Is the Insane Pile of Gooey Vampire Pudding
1	1 Vote	Facts That Are Popular With Americans? Going Communist, BP During the Oil Slick in the Penguin's Tuxedo Jacket
1	1 Vote	Mumbai Attacks: End of Kris Jenner
1	1 Vote	Killer Whales Go Through Your Mind – Say What?
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1	1 Vote	19 Things You Probably Actually Are
1	1 Vote	29 Awesome Things About the Anxiety of Graduation
1	1 Vote	World's Cutest Kid Explains a Solution