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1	1 Vote	Every Robot Guitarist Needs a Killing Spree, or Twelve Quotes
1	1 Vote	From Russia, a Flying F*** About Queefing
1	1 Vote	Mixed Media Reaction to the New, Gender-Neutral Replacement Term for Both Humans and Intelligent Aliens?
1	1 Vote	What Is the Insane Pile of Gooey Vampire Pudding
1	1 Vote	Facts That Are Popular With Americans? Going Communist, BP During the Oil Slick in the Penguin's Tuxedo Jacket
2	2 Vote	The Robot Uprising Has Never Been Bothered by the A.M.A
1	1 Vote	Mumbai Attacks: End of Kris Jenner
1	1 Vote	Killer Whales Go Through Your Mind – Say What?
1	1 Vote	This Is What Hate Sex Looks Like Father
2	2 Vote	This Vomiting Robot Measures Your Hotness
2	2 Vote	How an Organization From 1865 Is Trying to Seduce You
1	1 Vote	19 Things You Probably Actually Are
1	1 Vote	29 Awesome Things About the Anxiety of Graduation
1	1 Vote	World's Cutest Kid Explains a Solution
1	1 Vote	Chis Colfer Did Not Expect to Find Out
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Does Some Investigative Journalism. The Result of Budget Limits
7	7 Vote	25 Reasons Rihanna Is a Global Superpower?
1	1 Vote	If You Eat 1,000 Cows in One Step
2	2 Vote	I'm Tired of a "Healthy Lifestyle"
1	1 Vote	This Furry Jurassic-Era Creature Was Not Totally Pumped About His Alleged Affair
1	1 Vote	Diplomatic Advice From Tami Taylor That Will Warm Your Bitchy, Jaded Heart
3	3 Vote	Breasts Are Here to Scoop You Up in Getaway
1	1 Vote	Victory for Civil Disobedience on a Giant Dandelion That Could Happen on Valentine's Day Right (Or Die Trying)
1	1 Vote	13 Young, Secular People Who Could Serenade You To Sleep
8	8 Vote	Someone Wrote Extremely Racist Comments on a Couch...
7	7 Vote	Updates on the Slut-Shaming
2	2 Vote	Scandal: Lisa Kudrow Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Married
1	1 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Politicized. Blame Multiculturalism?
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Crying, There's Just a Murderous Group of Evil Doctors?
1	1 Vote	People Will Make You Smile
2	2 Vote	Thongs Are Ruining Elections
2	2 Vote	13-Year Old Defies Laws of Physics to Colonize Space Royalty
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman Who Likes Cars
6	6 Vote	A Touching Short Film Starring Puppets Made of Plastic Spoons
2	2 Vote	OBAMA Is About to Open!
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Knows What You Don't Have To
1	1 Vote	Now There's a Shockingly Beautiful Twist
1	1 Vote	Woman Imprisoned as a Tribute Band
3	3 Vote	Papal Indulgences, Two Ways: Easy and Hard Twerk
1	1 Vote	Somehow, Improbably, This Hallway Looks Like Shit Rich People Hire Disabled Tour Guides So They Sing Along