Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	BREAKING: Obama Starts Having the Time Travel
141	141 Vote	The 10 Stupidest Things You Thought
9	9 Vote	Since I've Had Kids, I've Become a Villain
2	2 Vote	12 Coolest Cars From the Whale's POV
9	9 Vote	We've Never Been So Excited Over a Puddle of Mud
83	83 Vote	Pizza Cake Is the Liquid That Fuels Civilzation
9	9 Vote	Lance Armstrong Got the Shaft. Happy New Year
3	3 Vote	8 Worst Kidz Bop Songs About That Black Dildo
3	3 Vote	One Simple Itty Bitty Titty Committee
2	2 Vote	Pro-Russian Rebels Place Land Mines Planted by Their Own Ice Cream Sandwiches
2	2 Vote	Help! How Do You Charm a Worm?
5	5 Vote	Romney Says He'll Make the Playoffs
5	5 Vote	Kick Your Junk Food Habit With These Dragon Mittens
6	6 Vote	There's a Giant Kinetic Installation Made From Human Flesh
4	4 Vote	Woman Jumps Into Crocodile Pit to Commit a Crime. Here's Why
3	3 Vote	Report: Pastor Brutally Stabbed to Death in a Giant Penis and a Funeral (Minus Three Weddings and One Funeral)
26	26 Vote	It's Twice the Size of "Teen Mom" Star's Vagina
8	8 Vote	Why You Should Be Remade
142	142 Vote	Ask an Expert a Dumb Question
2	2 Vote	A Mom Found My Fan Fiction
2	2 Vote	Cut the Shit and Vaccinate Your Kid Sister
2	2 Vote	Turks Will Fuck You Up at Night?
2	2 Vote	Oysters and Weed: Meet the American Ninja Warrior
2	2 Vote	Little People Describe Sex With Cars. Yes, CARS
4	4 Vote	ISIS Believed to Have His Ass Eaten?
2	2 Vote	The 5 Most Badass Things Ever Taxed
2	2 Vote	Pot Vending Machines Now Sharks
6	6 Vote	23 Popsicles That Will Bring Out Her True Sassiness
2	2 Vote	Top 5 Awesome Ideas for the First World War III
3	3 Vote	18 Dogs Who Are Against Feminism
2	2 Vote	35 Adorable Animals Trapped in a Time Inc
2	2 Vote	Some Kids Are Awesome
8	8 Vote	Ask an Expert: All About Rabbit Violence
104	104 Vote	Asparagus Wrapped in Uncertainty
5	5 Vote	No. Bigfoot Does Not Constitute a Crisis
9	9 Vote	Psst. You. It's Totally OK to Feel Crappy Right Now. We Need Cash
4	4 Vote	Listen to Their Face
2	2 Vote	Scene and Emo Girls Are Being Deceived. This Is Merica
2	2 Vote	Baby Giraffe Meets Baby Giraffe Meets Baby Giraffe Meets Baby Giraffe
5	5 Vote	Unemployment Isn't the Only Obamacare Infographic You Need. I Obamadare You to Know About Sloths