Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

43	43 Vote	Former NFLer: Getting Banged in the Microwave?
92	92 Vote	How My Vagina Just Exploded
107	107 Vote	47 Easy Steps to Get Pregnant via Gun Bullet!
187	187 Vote	Jurassic Park but With Vampires
109	109 Vote	Overcoming Lust as a Zelda Speed runner
24	24 Vote	Rob Ford Goes on Popsicle-Fueled Right-Wing Publicity Stunt
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
170	170 Vote	Fire Emblem Hero Marth Confirmed for "Grand Theft Auto V Mythbusters"
133	133 Vote	Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
454	454 Vote	Members of Congress, I Will Punch You in Less Than 2 Min
197	197 Vote	41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
308	308 Vote	Why I Do Not Want to Wear Pants
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
146	146 Vote	God Help Me: I Watched Cartoons 1	1
84	84 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail 1	1
186	186 Vote	Disturbing Video Shows Vladimir Putin Is Walking Away From Something, It Looks Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Noodles
37	37 Vote	Cops Tell Man Recording Them on His Phone That His Speech Must Be Made Into Gif Immediately
62	62 Vote	Video of Obama With Hitler Mustache \| NBC 7 San Diego
86	86 Vote	What the Founding Fathers Said About Your Tits
243	243 Vote	Science Confirms: Men Think With Their Vomit and Shit
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
68	68 Vote	It's Probably Okay That Girly Legos Are a Guidebook For terrorists
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
143	143 Vote	Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months 1	1
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
108	108 Vote	Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
29	29 Vote	Florida Sinkhole Swallows Parts of Your Penis
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert

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