Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

lordandrew

Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	UK Accused of Using New Powertools
8	8 Vote	Cheerios Will Give You a Prismatic Glow
5	5 Vote	Man Shot and Killed by Voracious Insect
6	6 Vote	Poll: Fewer Democrats Than Ever Wonder How Uranus Tastes
4	4 Vote	Your Last Prescription Might Just Be a Republican?
4	4 Vote	"Stoned" Dog Bleary-Eyed and Barely Able to Manage His Life, Without Having Several Side-Jobs!
3	3 Vote	FYI, the Jumanji Sequel Will Replace EU Document Post-Brexit
2	2 Vote	Maryland Police Investigating Death of Liberal Humor
2	2 Vote	Adidas Is Offering Former ISIS Jihadists Housing and Financial Assistance
6	6 Vote	Babies Are Robots Until the Age of 56
2	2 Vote	Here's Your March Horoscope, According to an Ethnic Cleansing
310	310 Vote	Me: I Should Go Extinct
3	3 Vote	"Butt Dial" Voicemail May Have Saved Obamacare Replacement
3	3 Vote	George W. Bush to Give Away a Half-A-Million Dollars
4	4 Vote	Man Arrested for Allowing Dog to Perform at Wango Tango Radio Concert
2	2 Vote	PSA: Xbox One Is Not "Obamacare Lite"
66	66 Vote	Star Trek: Discovery Casts Jason Isaacs as Captain Obvious
5	5 Vote	The Mayor Will Now Install Your Software
4	4 Vote	Tale as Old as Time: The Dark Matter Does Not Give a Shit
9	9 Vote	Sick Phone Scammers Call People Claiming They Haven't Paid for Uranium
2	2 Vote	GS News - Switch Plans to Remarry
8	8 Vote	Hillary Clinton Involved in Nude-Photo Sharing
4	4 Vote	Lyft Expands Into Gay Porn Sites
5	5 Vote	Uncharted 4 Wins Best Documentary
3	3 Vote	Chance the Rapper Wants the FDA to Define "Healthy"
4	4 Vote	Bartenders Tell Us More About Exoplanets
2	2 Vote	Adidas Is Launching Its Second Moon Mission Early Next Year
4	4 Vote	American FLAG HAS Been Fined $3 Million for Its Failures
134	134 Vote	This Single Vaccine Could Protect Against Racism 1	1
113	113 Vote	Your Cremated Loved One's Ashes Can Be Considered a "Deadly Weapon" 3	3
339	339 Vote	Move Over Harambe, Beloved Rhino Slaughtered in a Theater Packed Full With Children
128	128 Vote	Nintendo Switch Has Huge Launch at NASA's Historic Launch Pad
6	6 Vote	Cyborg Makes His Sizzling Runway Debut
9	9 Vote	Baby Born With 4 Bankruptcies
63	63 Vote	NASA Is Launching a Makeup Brand
6	6 Vote	Emma Watson Reveals the Strangest Skulls Ever Discovered
4	4 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Wants to Slash Budget by 25 Percent
74	74 Vote	BARCLAYS Computer Crash Leaves Customers Unable to Ejaculate
9	9 Vote	Against All Odds, Verizon Brings Back Nudes
131	131 Vote	Five Injured After Man Reads Daughter's Journal

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