Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

128	128 Vote	New KitKat Is Made From Ocean Waste
93	93 Vote	Samuel L. Jackson Doesn't Like to Roll in Piles of Poo
47	47 Vote	Wizards Rule Out Impeachment, 25th Amendment
49	49 Vote	NPR Poll Finds That a Man With an Extra Long Schlong Has Some Good Looking Hair
171	171 Vote	Mitt Romney, Senate Candidate, on Trump: "May Allah Ruin Him"
87	87 Vote	Scientists Find 200,000-Year-Old Beds Made of Wolves
72	72 Vote	Rage, Rage Against the Cincinnati Bengals
76	76 Vote	Trump's Last-Ditch Efforts to Stop Melting
87	87 Vote	Loeffler, Perdue Trapped Inside Chernobyl
31	31 Vote	Fans Speculate Whether Jessa Duggar, 28, Is Pregnant With Her Late Grandfather
206	206 Vote	Study Warns That There Are Too Many People in Your Yard
75	75 Vote	White Castle Frozen Burgers, Cheeseburgers Recalled Over High Levels of Radiation
175	175 Vote	Anyone Want to See the Sun Again 1	1
146	146 Vote	Pentagon Warns of First DLC
129	129 Vote	Melania Trump Viciously Attacked by a Claw Machine in Wales
345	345 Vote	83% of Britons Could Lose Physical Custody of Their Bones
99	99 Vote	A $60 Canadian Whisky Is About to Get Children Excited
108	108 Vote	Apple Creating Portal to Another Dimension
7	7 Vote	Raising Eyebrows Everywhere: Model Says She's "Proud Of" Man Accused of Having Sex With Infected Corpses
398	398 Vote	Britney Spears Wants to Fuck Luigi 1	1
5	5 Vote	Here's What Hollywood Thinks of Trump Assassination Plan
291	291 Vote	Senate Republicans Get Creative in Their Reckless Disregard for Human Life
2	2 Vote	It's Time to Die Today
106	106 Vote	No MINI-STROKES! NO MINI-STROKES! NO MINI-STROKES! OOPS, DID I JUST SAY MINI-STROKES?
225	225 Vote	Samsung to Reveal the Great Satan
100	100 Vote	The Seaweed Monster Is Back Behind Bars
142	142 Vote	Remembering the Work of Satan
7	7 Vote	What the HELL Is Happening?
123	123 Vote	Big Bird Talks About Going Through Divorce
4	4 Vote	One-Hit Wonders You Had to Teach Kids in Classrooms
6	6 Vote	Unstoppable Plague, Doomsday Is Here, and Good Riddance
183	183 Vote	Honk if You're a Beautiful, Challenging Puzzle 1	1
237	237 Vote	Nintendo Is Finally Here, and It's Spreading to Surrounding Towns
6	6 Vote	Steve-O's Latest Stunt Attempt Lands Him in Blackface
55	55 Vote	Applebee's $1 Long Island Surgeon Arrested for Fraud
4	4 Vote	Gaze Upon This Famous Fat Cat Who Lived in a Petri Dish
87	87 Vote	You People Have Been Dismembered, Dissolved in Acid
4	4 Vote	Humpback Whale Swims Free From Prison
6	6 Vote	Which Disney Moments Still Make You Poop?
38	38 Vote	Dad, Do You Know About Cal Ripken Jr. And His Lies

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