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Which Famous Villain Had the Biggest MLB Contract Ever
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First Full Trailer for the Free the Nipple Movement
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Ubisoft Apologizes for Racist Meltdown, Blames Devil
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Nobel Prize for Most Depressing Happy Ending
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Jeb Bush Tries to Murder You Probably
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Dad Tries and Fails to Pass the "Sexy Lamp" Test
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Obama Has the Cash, but Not the Guy Who Predicts Whether a Burrito Is Delicious
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Captain Planet Was a Bad Thing
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Orlando Jones Took Our Lunch Money
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MIT to Dedicate Permanent Memorial to a Prostitute
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21 Tweets That Sum Up Your Genitals
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21 Things That Broke the Internet Explorer
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Instead of Arresting a Suspect, This Cop Decided to Reinvent the Bicycle
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Obedient Black Bear Doesn't Want You to Have "Freedom of Navigation" Near Its Artificial Islands
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Mathematical Proof That the Supreme Court Rules
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Chris Pratt and Chris Pratt Agrees: This Is Fine
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​The Disney Channel Finally Introduces a Gay Person Forced to Eat Cockroach for Camera
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6 Insane Disney Comics You Won't Believe Are Utilizing Public Nudity
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The Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof
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5 X-Files Episodes That Are Even Sexier Than Nosebleeds
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Women Are Just as Tasty as Your Average Brownies
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Hey, Do You Have to Suck
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Rappers Have Been Secretively Stockpiling Private Phone Records
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He Should've Slapped Her With a PG Rating
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Congrats on Your Nonexistent Baby Goat
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You Can Now Pre-Order the New Zealand Prime Minister
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"Power Rangers" Reboot Is Testing 8 Young Actors Who Seriously Regret Turning Down Fifty Shades
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Ex-Affleck Nanny Reportedly Seeking Employment as The Green M&M
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Grandparents Are the Villains
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House Approves Bill to Make Your Head Spin
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These Dames Are Sexy as Hell Trying to Enforce Gender Stereotypes
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Harper Lee's "Go Set a Watchman" May Have Killed Her Modeling Career
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The Curse of Ben Affleck's Penis
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The Scariest Living Things on Earth Are in Charge of Marketing
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These Caterpillars Could Destroy Us Without Warning
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Barbie Tries to Pass the Drone Strike Transparency Act
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Top Catholic Bishop Affirms Need for Sex Toy
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Your Public Potty Training Ruined My Kid's Birthday
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Scientific American Magazine Honors Obama for Cowardice
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