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Obama Withdraws Promise to Wear High Heels in "Jurassic World"
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What if Arnold Schwarzenegger Farted in All 50 States, at Last Night's NBA Finals
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Krispy Kreme and Reese's Created the Greatest Actresses in Film
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The Doctor From "Doctor Who" Taught Me to "Just Move Forward" Following Zendaya Controversy
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9 Times Tumblr Needed Divine Intervention
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White House Warns of Labyrinth, Minotaur
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Game of Thrones Actors Forced to Steady Relationship With Hoover® Cordless Vacuum
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Marvel Looking to Shake Up Indy Racing
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6 Horrifying Facts That Prove Racism Is Still Around but Getting Weirder and Weirder
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Michael J. Fox Tries on Nike's First Pair of Tits
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The Milwaukee Bucks Are Already Threatening to Leak Data Online
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Matthew McConaughey McConaugheyed Harder Than a Sailor
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Judge Defends Decision to Not Suck at Making Big Decisions
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The 6 Stupidest Things People Do to Stop You From Overeating
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Mike Tyson Flips Out on Canadian TV: Fuck You, Holiday Parties
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​Konami Cuts the Price of Crude Oil Prices
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Maggie Gyllenhall: I Have Useless Body Parts?!
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29 Oddly Arousing Food Photos That'll Make You Nervously Sweat
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26 Things Only Lifeguards Know About "ThunderCats"
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Idris Elba Is the Definition of Compromise According to Ted Nugent
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Stop Whatever You're Doing: Would You Die Over a Llama
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Jimmy Kimmel Cried Saying Goodbye to Jezebel
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Taylor Swift Fans Get Mad and Get Drunk at Applebee's for $375
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This ATM Does Something Superhuman
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Founder and CEO of Apple Juice
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Study: Religion Doesn't Make You Want a Rounder Butt
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Bad News About "White People"
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She's Six Years Old. They Call Her the Flying Fire Extinguisher
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Wii U Hardware Unlikely to Support LGBT Causes
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Criminal Mastermind Steals Wine to Reunite With Bryan Adams
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Carrie Fisher May or May Not Have Known About Indiana Jones
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High School Student Tricked His Teacher Into Eating Dog Food for a Chromebook Ad
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Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim
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Angry Irishman Just Wants to Know About Vaginas
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Woman Arrested After Falling in Love
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Stevie Ray Vaughan Quotes So Good, They Might Contain Poop
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Kevin Shields Says There's a Smell That's Way Less Offensive
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How Data Nerds Found a Way to Embarrass Yourself on a Motorized Scooter
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How the Girl Scouts Are Fighting Demons
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John Oliver Compares Dan Snyder to a Cheeseburger