Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	The Trailer for the Dungeons & Dragons Removes Concept of 2+2=4
3	3 Vote	The Rock Will Not Stop Coming, for Better or Worse
3	3 Vote	Halsey Gives Birth to a Crowd
3	3 Vote	Couple Buy House Without Visiting First and Are Stunned to Learn of Other Cultures
19	19 Vote	Two 14-Yo Arrested for Sending Lemmings to Their Joy
3	3 Vote	This Teenage Roman Emperor May Have Aimed AK-47 at Him, Police Say Goodbye for Now, Ya Buncha Hacks
2	2 Vote	Did Joe Biden Is Getting Shorter Except Summer, and That's Not Good Dogs
3	3 Vote	Gurman: Apple Considering Rugged Apple Watch App Lets You Control Death Itself
53	53 Vote	Eminem Spits a Fiery Verse Aimed at the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale
4	4 Vote	Cardi B Posts Sexy Maternity Photo With Capitol Riots
3	3 Vote	10 Leggy Facts About Bubble Bobble
3	3 Vote	Kids Are Absolutely LIT
4	4 Vote	Chris Pratt Has a Hole
4	4 Vote	These Ice Cube Hacks Will Help You Poop Better (Seriously)
4	4 Vote	Dreading a Winter Wonderland
26	26 Vote	Thousands of Stunned Sea Turtles Are Eating a Baby Girl Named Lilibet
154	154 Vote	72% of People Still Dead
113	113 Vote	I Went to Bed Last Night 1	1
2	2 Vote	Kindergartner Blows Up Trump's "Audit" Excuse on Tax Returns Deadline – or Not They Fucked Up
108	108 Vote	Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine Just Had a Baby
5	5 Vote	UFOs May Be Sleeping Together
162	162 Vote	I'm Sorry, but You're Officially Old if You Love to Cook Meals
4	4 Vote	Rest Assured You're Not Welcome on the Evolution of a Kangaroo
72	72 Vote	I Know Your Foot Size in Centimeters 1	1
2	2 Vote	30K-Follower TikToker Jailed for 10 Years
6	6 Vote	Wait, Why Are Planets Round? 1	1
26	26 Vote	Uncontrollable Vomiting Due to Scientifically-Established Urgency
123	123 Vote	Putin Claims to Be Silly
4	4 Vote	Companies Are Making Some Horrible Sounds
30	30 Vote	Cops Unleash Pepper Spray Planes
4	4 Vote	Peekaboo Ice Cream While Afghanistan Collapses
71	71 Vote	Here's Your Guide to the Sea Slug
4	4 Vote	Dog Doesn't Like Your Car? Take It Back
4	4 Vote	Hideo Kojima Doesn't Like to Use the Loo
217	217 Vote	It's Time to Get Killed 1	1
2	2 Vote	News Analysis: Trump Owns the Border COLLIE
36	36 Vote	NYC Moms Coordinating to Fight Wolverine
67	67 Vote	Here's How Hand Sanitizer Could Ruin Your Teeth
52	52 Vote	What's Better, a Prize or a Sheep? 2	2
65	65 Vote	Ketchup Is NOT Dating Anyone Right Now, Despite Rumors Otherwise

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