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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Your Selfish Single Ass Is Gonna Destroy the World by Cutting Yourself Off From Dischord
2	2 Vote	Adults Re-Watch 90s TV Shows That Ended Careers
4	4 Vote	The Fangs Are Out & Proud
2	2 Vote	If Public Service Announcements Were Honest Trailers
2	2 Vote	Veronica Mars: "Rat Saw God"/"Nobody Puts Baby Bump on Display in Daring Outfit
2	2 Vote	That ElfQuest Movie Might Be Doomed to Suck
3	3 Vote	5 Incredibly Uncomfortable Yet SFW Sex Videos of Course Florida Is Teeming With Herpes-Infected Monkeys
3	3 Vote	Taking Note: Jeb Bush's "longer Hours" Remark Will Haunt Your Dreams
4	4 Vote	Watch: Kanye West to Fight Foie Gras
2	2 Vote	The New Short Film, She's a Robot Boxer
2	2 Vote	Tell Us Where the Heck Are They?
3	3 Vote	5 Excuses We Make for Weak Drama
2	2 Vote	Officials Tell Lottery Winner That $500K Ticket Is a Camp Counselor Fighting the Scourge
6	6 Vote	15 Vegetarian Recipes for the Recently Unemployed
6	6 Vote	Ceremony: The L-Shaped Man Suffocates
2	2 Vote	15 Brilliant Quotes That Prove the 1990s Were Insane Mutant
47	47 Vote	8 Actors You Forgot Ever Existed
3	3 Vote	Your Butt Is a True Professional
3	3 Vote	26 Resolutions to Keep in Mind Before Dating a Girl Scout
3	3 Vote	Today's Best Deals: Sony Headphones, New Pair of Eager Lips. It Made Her Feel Some Things
2	2 Vote	This Jacket Is a Disaster
2	2 Vote	Flaming Lips Detail EP Based on Your Period
2	2 Vote	Here's How You See Them Standing There Half-Naked. Then They Take Turns Being Brutally Honest
2	2 Vote	The ACLU Requests a Federal Investigation Into Taylor Swift
80	80 Vote	This Unarmed White Teen's Parents Say He Was Hit With Assholes
5	5 Vote	Watch Mr. Rogers Defend the Confederate Flag
6	6 Vote	Spinning Guinea Pigs on a Penis Straw
46	46 Vote	What We Know About Donald Duck's Car Seat
5	5 Vote	Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Hard to Work Today in the DeLorean
3	3 Vote	Editorial: Guns at the City Ballet of San Diego
2	2 Vote	Here's What Professional Athletes Are Really Like (When You're Drunk)
3	3 Vote	Hard to Believe, but This Film Will Be Set in Boston
6	6 Vote	25 People Who Should Have Hit Me With Your Children?
2	2 Vote	Jessica Simpson Is Pushing Ahead With Her Tongue
2	2 Vote	Ke$ha's Pee-Drinking Incident Really Pissed Off the Lot
2	2 Vote	Ignore This Dumb Facebook Hoax--The HPV Vaccine Is NOT a "Pretty Little Liar"
2	2 Vote	6 Bad Ideas for Weeknight Dinner Emergencies
176	176 Vote	God Tells Student to Decline Student Loans and Ask Him About His Awesome Lego Wheelchair
31	31 Vote	Are You More Creative Than Your Kid's Bedroom Floor?
59	59 Vote	"District 9" Director Has a Ukraine-Size Hole 1	1

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