Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

13	13 Vote	Titanic Sub Victims Speak
14	14 Vote	I've Been Banned From Donating Sperm 1	1
2	2 Vote	The Grim Reality of Comic Book Signing
2	2 Vote	Microsoft Announces New Single "Psycho B*tch"
2	2 Vote	Keanu Reeves in His Home Depot's
38	38 Vote	Okay, I'll Be Very Hard
122	122 Vote	It's Hard Not to Commit War Crimes 1	1
104	104 Vote	The Internet Can't Stop Me!
82	82 Vote	Florida Set to Explode
59	59 Vote	How to Stay Out of My Vagina
92	92 Vote	Are Aliens Coming or Is It You?
90	90 Vote	The Forest Is Full of CORNFLAKES
75	75 Vote	Do You Want It Moist
93	93 Vote	Hi, My Name Is Stupid
197	197 Vote	If You're Into BDSM, You're Going to Hit Me
157	157 Vote	I Finally Had Control. It Was Miserable
62	62 Vote	Dr. Anthony Fauci, Face of Prada Beauty
23	23 Vote	Vote for Your Team Early in the Butt
2	2 Vote	There's Zebras in Our Lane: Cowboys Respond to Abba's Return
56	56 Vote	Enraged Mountain Lion Hisses and Tries to Straighten Out Office, Backfires Terribly, Gets Canned
2	2 Vote	Daddy Duck Needs a Smug
147	147 Vote	Guy Pranks His Buddy by Not Telling Him He Sucks
2	2 Vote	Here's Everything You Need Some Joy in Your Dog's Butt?
32	32 Vote	Scientists Have Figured Out How to Dress Like a Butthole
3	3 Vote	Here Are the Devil!
2	2 Vote	Washington Hits a Rough Time
4	4 Vote	Fans Just Got Released by the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
3	3 Vote	8-Year-Old Mowing 50 Lawns for Free to Go to Space Jam
22	22 Vote	FDA Narrows Suggested Uses for Used Coffee Grounds
3	3 Vote	Save $100 on This Wax Sculpture's Butt
33	33 Vote	Cruz Called a Wife
3	3 Vote	Matt Chapman Gets Behind Renault Car for First Time to Avoid Wrapping Presents
6	6 Vote	Report: Some Democrats in Drag
601	601 Vote	Heroes of 2020: My Cat—the Smartest, Best Cat. He Is Transgender
2	2 Vote	Pray for the Gossip Girl Reboot
275	275 Vote	I'm Slowly Starting to Crack
128	128 Vote	The Gaping Butthole Is the Market
273	273 Vote	Don't Let the Hot People Fuck
190	190 Vote	I'm Depressed, but Feel Like a "Total Pro"
98	98 Vote	Prince Harry Slammed for Wearing "Slutty" Wigs

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