Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

92	92 Vote	Are Aliens Coming or Is It You?
90	90 Vote	The Forest Is Full of CORNFLAKES
75	75 Vote	Do You Want It Moist
93	93 Vote	Hi, My Name Is Stupid
197	197 Vote	If You're Into BDSM, You're Going to Hit Me
157	157 Vote	I Finally Had Control. It Was Miserable
62	62 Vote	Dr. Anthony Fauci, Face of Prada Beauty
23	23 Vote	Vote for Your Team Early in the Butt
2	2 Vote	There's Zebras in Our Lane: Cowboys Respond to Abba's Return
56	56 Vote	Enraged Mountain Lion Hisses and Tries to Straighten Out Office, Backfires Terribly, Gets Canned
2	2 Vote	Daddy Duck Needs a Smug
147	147 Vote	Guy Pranks His Buddy by Not Telling Him He Sucks
2	2 Vote	Here's Everything You Need Some Joy in Your Dog's Butt?
32	32 Vote	Scientists Have Figured Out How to Dress Like a Butthole
3	3 Vote	Here Are the Devil!
2	2 Vote	Washington Hits a Rough Time
3	3 Vote	Fans Just Got Released by the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
3	3 Vote	8-Year-Old Mowing 50 Lawns for Free to Go to Space Jam
22	22 Vote	FDA Narrows Suggested Uses for Used Coffee Grounds
3	3 Vote	Save $100 on This Wax Sculpture's Butt
33	33 Vote	Cruz Called a Wife
3	3 Vote	Matt Chapman Gets Behind Renault Car for First Time to Avoid Wrapping Presents
6	6 Vote	Report: Some Democrats in Drag
601	601 Vote	Heroes of 2020: My Cat—the Smartest, Best Cat. He Is Transgender
2	2 Vote	Pray for the Gossip Girl Reboot
274	274 Vote	I'm Slowly Starting to Crack
128	128 Vote	The Gaping Butthole Is the Market
273	273 Vote	Don't Let the Hot People Fuck
190	190 Vote	I'm Depressed, but Feel Like a "Total Pro"
98	98 Vote	Prince Harry Slammed for Wearing "Slutty" Wigs
508	508 Vote	Help! My Date Ghosted Me After He Died 1	1
319	319 Vote	Oh God Help
199	199 Vote	So We're Just Going to Get Together and Drink Disinfectants
115	115 Vote	How to Spot a Fake Jesus
53	53 Vote	👉 the Rot You Smell Is a Sock
213	213 Vote	Dolly Parton Is Going to Get Rid of Boomers
195	195 Vote	Kermit Is With Us
133	133 Vote	5 Soft Skills You Need to Feel Another's Man's Balls
187	187 Vote	Don't Blink, Even When You're Alone 1	1
180	180 Vote	Yahoo May Owe You a Vibrator 1	1

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