Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

193	193 Vote	Stop Pretending We Aren't Going to Suck
177	177 Vote	Here's Most of Your Peanut Butter 1	1
3	3 Vote	Is Disney Really Diminishing Jesus Importance in Its Original Elvish
117	117 Vote	VIDEO: Would Jesus Have Been Prevented With Vaccines
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
28	28 Vote	Holy Sh*t, That Is One of Those Little European Cars
51	51 Vote	Dapper Seagull Tap Dances His Way Through Anything
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
43	43 Vote	President Obama Can Do Whatever He Wants
95	95 Vote	G.I. Joe Jonas
161	161 Vote	Why, God, Why Are These Really the Most Popular Waffle Houses In America
76	76 Vote	Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
98	98 Vote	Seven People Mauled by Small Child After a Blissful Slumber
51	51 Vote	Martha Stewart Is Out Of Control
128	128 Vote	Chris Brown Sentenced to Life on Earth
738	738 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
9	9 Vote	Science Confirms: Men Think With Their Textbook Doodles
2	2 Vote	Afghan Husbands Win Right to Mock Jewish Suffering
122	122 Vote	Dear God, Terrifying Cat Overlord Falls in Love—with Education
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
326	326 Vote	This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
8	8 Vote	Government Takeover: White House Hounded by Questions About Pixar's "Ratatouille"
24	24 Vote	Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Stoners
20	20 Vote	Bomb Suspected in Bangkok Explosions
238	238 Vote	What if Pixar Characters Were in Congress, This Crap Wouldn't Happen
63	63 Vote	Why Your Vegetables Might Be … Naked?
99	99 Vote	Dear God. This Triceratops Is Made of Plastic
190	190 Vote	How Did Macklemore Get Away With Murder
75	75 Vote	Further Proof That Teachers Are Real Is Disconcerting
4	4 Vote	Stop Everything Because Now There Is a "Shapeshifting Reptilian"
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
122	122 Vote	There's a Guy We Bought Weed From in Hawaii
211	211 Vote	If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
31	31 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost $14.99 monthly
99	99 Vote	One Horrible Thing Barack Obama Is Not: Muslim. Things Obama Might Be: Super Jesus
4	4 Vote	Naruto's Apartment Is Both Funny and Weirdly Relevant
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5

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