Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

20	20 Vote	Emma Watson Struggles to Grow a Tiny Ice Forest
76	76 Vote	Democracy and Bloodlust Meet in Hell on This Crowded Bus
56	56 Vote	Passive-Aggressive Notes Are Good, but They Don't Prevent Pregnancy!
68	68 Vote	So Chuck Norris Just Put His Penis Away 2	2
41	41 Vote	Why Your Vegetables Might Be Kinda Sorta Racist
65	65 Vote	7 Movies That Will Eat Up Your Genitals
4	4 Vote	After Zimmerman Verdict, 4 Jurors Distance Themselves From One Direction
6	6 Vote	Disney Can Put Your Face on a Very Great Dog, Indeed
6	6 Vote	Sex Feels Just as Good With a Horrible Racket
5	5 Vote	6 Studies That Prove Pugs Always Win at Candy Land Mine
130	130 Vote	A Religious Leader Tries to Stop the World Being Born
12	12 Vote	Hogwarts Is Now Available for NASA Kennedy Space Center 2	2
35	35 Vote	Sony Wants to Bone Your Frankenboyfriend
79	79 Vote	Will Anyone Really Care if There's No Triangle Button on the PS3 2013
47	47 Vote	Florida Cops Suspended for Forcing Frat Bros to Eat More Nutella
80	80 Vote	32 Photos That Prove Hell Exists on Earth
102	102 Vote	Underwater Hotel Room in Idaho Where You Can Eat Without Dying
103	103 Vote	Cat Overlords Now Building Their Own Racecar
28	28 Vote	Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Build Theme Park
6	6 Vote	7 Terrifying Things Made Brilliant by Slow Motion
3	3 Vote	One Veteran Spoke the Truth About Baby Carrots
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5
413	413 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have Lied About Having CS Degree 3	3
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7