Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

373	373 Vote	Why People Are Wrong
24	24 Vote	Iran Can Now Talk Shit About Your Shitty Sleep Habits
143	143 Vote	5 Terrifying Serial Killers Who Happened to Be Painted in Zebra Stripes, for Stealth
88	88 Vote	25 Actors We Lost All Respect for This Year, Mostly by Selling Headphones 2	2
158	158 Vote	The 6 Most Accidentally Erotic Images of a Running Dishwasher 5	5
102	102 Vote	Obama Takes a Shit 2	2
2	2 Vote	There's a Place I Used to Kill a Rampaging Demon With the Yeti and the Rolling Stones
7	7 Vote	How to Kill Me
484	484 Vote	How to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
121	121 Vote	David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
153	153 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
2	2 Vote	Ronald McDonald Will Kill a Rampaging Demon With the Stars
298	298 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
186	186 Vote	Disturbing Video Shows Vladimir Putin Is Walking Away From Something, It Looks Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Noodles
133	133 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
133	133 Vote	Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
173	173 Vote	Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
293	293 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
189	189 Vote	Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
108	108 Vote	Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
42	42 Vote	Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
494	494 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting