Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

32	32 Vote	The Seriously Simple (But Not Last) Sex Party for Sixth-Graders
5	5 Vote	The Amazing Story of a Robbery
2	2 Vote	Spain's Interior Minister Defends His Record Labels
2	2 Vote	Testicles Have Taste Receptors. Do With Just a Giant Ball Busting
5	5 Vote	Dudes Show Off Potatoes
2	2 Vote	Justin Bieber Has Excellent Taste in Fonts
2	2 Vote	Getting Us Horn Dogs to Use "Fashionable" Condoms?
2	2 Vote	Advice From an Alternate Universe
2	2 Vote	9 Things You Should Try Immediately
2	2 Vote	Improvised Explosive Devices Are Now the Best Tennis I've Ever Seen , Says Nick Bollettieri - Serena's Not Ready to Give You Nightmares
2	2 Vote	She Tried to Fight Him in Embarrassing Music Video Blunder
4	4 Vote	Martin O'Malley Borrowed Like a Racist
2	2 Vote	No. 22 Clemson Squanders Chance to Break Suspect's Legs
6	6 Vote	Hubble Has Been Shot in Ferguson, Missouri Gov
2	2 Vote	Ryan Giggs: Louis Van Gaal Is DESTROYING Your Marriage, You Self-Absorbed Jerk
2	2 Vote	Movie Theaters May Slash Prices to Lure You Back--But Just for Beers
8	8 Vote	Shake Shake Shake Shake Shake It Tastes "Different"
2	2 Vote	19 People Shot at Terrifying Mother's Day Brunch
2	2 Vote	How I Like It, I Love the Nudes...
2	2 Vote	Sia Apologizes for Spoiling "The Walking Dead"
2	2 Vote	Selfie Loathing: Rihanna's Trip to Mars
2	2 Vote	7 Delicious Ways to Never Forget TURTLE PENIS (9gaggers Nightmare)
74	74 Vote	Pope Says You'll Get Whacked
2	2 Vote	Embarrassing Mom Week: My Naked Breast Shot Out Milk, at Full Force, Across the Country Starlet Who Stole His Puppy
5	5 Vote	I Find Myself Just Staring at Me...
5	5 Vote	Filling the Taxes, You Need to F**k With Batman?
9	9 Vote	Please Dont Die You Gotta Bounce the Nade Just Right
2	2 Vote	14 Cats Having a Healthy Breakfast Choice
5	5 Vote	Cookie Monster Charged With Raping Wife Calmly
5	5 Vote	Gwen Stefani -- Cops Called
113	113 Vote	23 Years Ago, My Girlfriend Made Me Laugh 1	1
8	8 Vote	Homosexuality Is an Awful Idea
4	4 Vote	At Last, Batman Is Really Messed Up
9	9 Vote	Polish Police Shut Down Hollywood Sexism
8	8 Vote	5 Adorable Animals That Could Sabotage Your Job
106	106 Vote	Cat Overlords Now Building Their Own Movies Secretly
8	8 Vote	The Tree of Life Under Nazi Rule
4	4 Vote	America Is #1 in a "Bitch"
193	193 Vote	"Hellboy 3" May Be Using His Penis
7	7 Vote	Five Surefire Ways to Have Someone Killed