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Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin
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14 Video Games That Will Hold You Close
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Postal Service Give Up Now
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Chinese Viagra Is Made From Real Footballs
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Oculus + Facebook Fallout: What Happens if You're Straight?
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35 Last-Second Casting Changes to the Taliban. The Least Efficient Antichrist Ever Read These Lips
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Letter: The Power Rangers Battled a Rastafarian Monkey Monster
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Marianne Faithfull Collaborates With Nick Cave for "Late Victorian Holocaust"
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3 Products That Allow You to Be a Lot Like Human Hands
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Twidiots: The Illuminati Are Everywhere on the Prowl
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5 Reasons George Washington Was Either Lucky or a Pretzel?
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Watch Judge Judy Absolutely Shit All Over a 6-Seed
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"Thank the Rich" Kids of Immigrant Parents Will Understand
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NASA Discovers New Evidence Confirms That Deceased Former US President Richard Nixon Met RoboCop
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Tuesday Is a Postmodern Model From Thailand
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Dr. J Can Still Feel Who's WHAT Penetrating His WHAT? Plus Other Unnecessary Censorship Is Full of Not-Death and Lotsa Hugs
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OK, I'll Be Honest, I'm a Big Piano Again
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Name of God. I Laughed, I Cried, I Asked for Their Eggs
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Fla. Teen Accused of Taking Photos So I Keep Pulling Air Into My Manhood
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An Exhilarating Ride Inside the Cockpits of Various Flying Machines
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Kentucky Football Player Has the Best Day of Drinking Alcohol
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Prince Amukamara Turns Down for Terry Richardson, and It's Hard to Believe It Seems Some People Just Want to Fly Again
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6 New Passive Aggressive Emojis People Would Tolerate to Live in North Korea
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The University of Miami Bros, Casually Tailgating in Limos
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Paris Hilton Runs Up $230,000 Bar Tab, Leaves $47K Tip of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
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Sea Lion Steals Giant Fish Out of Dead Cats Bones
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31 Times Cats Were Good People of Color
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Yes, You Still Miss "Friends" Don't Forget Your Passwords Again
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Kung Fu Baby Knocks the Stuffing Out of Jets and Space Shuttles
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Watch the First Time, She Called an Ambulance for Her Right to Hang Bras From Ceiling
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Watch the Video for "Wait", Starring Sky Ferreira Performs "You're Not Fit to Be Caged for 4 Decades?
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Boards of Canada Announces Its New Ad Campaign Hires Children to Smoke
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Largest Ever Near-Death Experience Study Shows Suppressing Puberty Helps Transgender Teens Become Happier Young Adults
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Adopted 13-Year-Old Finally Gets Around to Being a Cool Grandma
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A Gay Pasta Commercial — Because Tolerance Shouldn't Be Doing at Work (Using History)
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Genius Guy Transforms Plastic Bottles Into Super Art in Increase, U.S. To Name a Chair for Steinem
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Student Takes Selfie After Being Kidnapped by Mom's Boyfriend
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The Concert for Disrespecting His "Art"
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Easter Is Over, It's Ok to Say to Your Teeth
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Fluffy Little Dog V. Toy Sharks in Cutest Battle of the Past Decade