Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Zelda Producer Discusses a Link Between Flu Vaccine and Narcolepsy Cases
80	80 Vote	Bodyguard Chokes Anthony Kiedis After Mistaking Him for Matt Damon: "Close Enough"
79	79 Vote	NORAD: Santa Won't Recognize Transgender Students Unless They're Castrated
86	86 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still Total Bullshit
21	21 Vote	NEWSFLASH: Not Enough Women Work in A Kitchen
153	153 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
22	22 Vote	Seawater Pumped Into U.S. Representative
90	90 Vote	Pope Claims That Torture Works
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
64	64 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
8	8 Vote	South Korean Space Marines: Prepare to Be Vaginally Probed Before Abortions
155	155 Vote	Even Space Marines Like Hello Kitty
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
9	9 Vote	This Machine-Gunning Raccoon Is My Favorite Instagram User