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Stop Being Such a Badass

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Can't stop won't stop

Elon Musk Dances Like a Lobster

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This is the content we want!

Pete on the Floor Is New Slang for "Butt"

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Oh my gawd Becky, look at her Pete on the floor!

Yahoo May Owe You a Vibrator

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Oh it does!

Juul Replaces Its C.E.O. With a Jar of Jam

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I think a lot of companies could benefit from this.

Is America Entering a Dark Alley

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No, it's already been mugged.

Gender Discrimination Is on Sale at Nordstrom Rackā€”just in Time to Stop Mass Public Killings

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This headline was a real roller-coaster ride.

Hundreds of Chained Men and Women Breastfeed

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Oh yeah I've seen this porn site before

Cookie Monster Will Be Held Accountable

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AT LAST.

Final Fantasy 7 Remake Will Star a Mixed-Breed Rescue Dog Named Monte

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Also the dog is super woke.

I Always Wanted to Make Nut Butter at Home Depot

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Careful, I'm not allowed in Lowe's anymore after last time.

This Kid Was Bullied for His Brutally Bad Polling Numbers

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47% lol what a dumbass

Kids Should Get Married

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Now THAT'S a hot take!

Mice in the Comments!

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Mice to see you!

Smash Mouth Celebrate 20 Years Behind Bars

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Justice served.

Trump Makes History as Israel's Longest-Serving Leader

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I expect this to be his next tweet.

Douglas MacKinnon: US Needs a Hug

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We really do.

So... My Grandma Died Last Week From Injuries Suffered in Ring

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Your grandma was badass!

13 Rare Candid Photos of Blistered Feet

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I hate all those posed pics of blistered feet.

Doggo Was Very Excited When He Died, Autopsy Shows

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This headline makes me feel good, then bad.

8 Scenes That Aired on Television

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These listicles are really getting to be low effort

Food Delivery Giant Mechs

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The future we want.

Revealing Details About Mick Jagger Revealed

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How revealing!!

When Your Girl Finds Jizz Stains in Your Wallet

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This is why you shouldn't jack off to your own drivers license.

Jakarta Is Crowded and Sinking, So Indonesia Is Moving Indoors

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Oh shit, can we do this to Florida??

Scientists Can Finally Stop Believing

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Don't stop! Believing!

Did You Know: Every President Has to Die

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You're totally blowing my mind here, mannnn

Sununu Signs Bill Decriminalizing Marijuana Use in Circuses

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I gotta get me to one of those shows!!

Dad Brutally Stabbed to Death by Firing Squad Member

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This is why we need more training for Firing Squads.

These HP Pavilion Laptops Are on Psychotropic Pharmaceutical Drugs!

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There is a Windows Vista joke here somewhere.

Fortnite Fans Have Harsh Words for Mario's Transgender Comments

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Fortnite Fans: Woke. Mario: Broke.

Epstein Now Accused of Urinating Into Ice Cream Sandwich

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The man was a monster

Things You Believe About "Star Wars" Almost Everyone Believes

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Jar Jar is a Skywalker.

I Love YOU Probably

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Well call me maybe.

Terry Crews and His Seeing Eye Kitten

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I want a picture of this.

How the Soviets Won the Iowa State Fair

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With their colossal pumpkins!

Trump: I AM Legally Married to Keanu Reeves

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We all wish that were true at some point in our lives.

Turtle for Sale After Failed Crossbow Jet-Ski Escape

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Honestly I want to know more about this story.

Violent Thunderstorms Kill at Least Three Genders

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Those genders were 'zhe', 'hir' and 'Tracy'

Obese People Enjoy the Taste of Each Others Inner Thighs

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Thanks for that mental image.