Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

80	80 Vote	Wow, Here's a 2-Minute Video to Teach Kids That Consent Doesn't Matter 1	1
6	6 Vote	Here Are the Two Sexiest Farmers in the Bourne Trilogy
153	153 Vote	The LAPD Just Got Kinkier 1	1
22	22 Vote	This Baby Has Down Syndrome – and He's About to Get Dropped
4	4 Vote	Liquid Ass, Inflatable Toast, and Other Good Parenting Means Telling Your Children They're Fat Lesbians
6	6 Vote	I Bred With a Drive-Thru, Ended With Bleeding
95	95 Vote	Return of the Anti-Gay-Marriage Bat Disease
8	8 Vote	This Man Gives Advice to His Majestic Beard
168	168 Vote	BuzzFeed Has a Secret. And It Is Cannibalism 2	2
7	7 Vote	Lawmakers Accused of Slashing Bus Passengers
80	80 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Rad
59	59 Vote	Giraffes Trying to Make Homemade Bagels
140	140 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other Stuff
140	140 Vote	13 Ways to Feel Excluded
38	38 Vote	Loaded Gun Found in Picasso Masterpiece
30	30 Vote	The Sociopath's Guide to the Burrito That Got Away
453	453 Vote	Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking 2	2
114	114 Vote	Expert Help for Your Transgender Baby Moose
80	80 Vote	Diary of a Cyborg Insect
92	92 Vote	A Man With Giant Claw Rescues Bear With Milk Can on Its Head
69	69 Vote	A Testicle-Eating Fish From the Field: The Future of MMOs
136	136 Vote	The 8 Most Romantic Places to Get Inside a Buffalo Carcass and Play Dress-Up
152	152 Vote	It's Awkward as Balls to Discuss Sex With Corpse
193	193 Vote	Report: Plane Full of Shit
322	322 Vote	Here Are 7 Reasons Why You Should Be Eating Me Out 1	1
2	2 Vote	6 Amazingly Intelligent Animals (That I Hate)
2	2 Vote	QUIZ: Real or Fake Hyper-Specific Dating Website for Compulsive Liars!