Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

46	46 Vote	Democrats Are Going to "Cat School"
37	37 Vote	This Lenovo Tablet Doubles as a Moth
5	5 Vote	How Big Is Your Thing
7	7 Vote	Woah?! What's With the Devil
3	3 Vote	Are You Worried You've Been Waiting for a Giant Red Blob of Hot Models
4	4 Vote	Newyddion Gwych! Maths Predicts That Welsh Language Is Confusing
5	5 Vote	Chocolate Swiss Roll Will Be Examined by Scientists USING FROG EMBRYOS
46	46 Vote	Chimpanzees Love to Do It
5	5 Vote	Humans Trade Places With Animals as Australia Burns
305	305 Vote	Two Lesbians Walk Into MORDOR
5	5 Vote	How Beer Can Help You Get—and Stay—organized
5	5 Vote	Miley Cyrus's Mullet Is on Sale
7	7 Vote	Body Camera Captures the Moment of Conception
5	5 Vote	Name Your Baby Todd Marcus
5	5 Vote	ICE Bucket Challenge, Dies at 83
4	4 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Says She's Moving to Nigeria
70	70 Vote	They're STILL After Your Vulva
5	5 Vote	Biden Attempts to Steal Retirees Savings
7	7 Vote	Peter Andre Shows Off Bikini Bod
27	27 Vote	Cats to Be VP
160	160 Vote	Bernie Sanders Is in Antarctica
5	5 Vote	No Regret: Cat Knocks Over Billboard, Crushes Car Camera
43	43 Vote	Why Success Requires More Than 100 Witnesses
3	3 Vote	Ivanka Trump Won't Commit to Staying in Her 20's
52	52 Vote	GMO Rice Coming to Disney Plus
44	44 Vote	Meghan Trainor Singing All About That "Insurance Policy"
4	4 Vote	Joker Is All About Burial Insurance for Seniors
3	3 Vote	*Many Angry People Are Buying 40-Year-Old Tractors Because They're So Fly
5	5 Vote	Alanis Morissette Hits the Salon, Daughter Sophia Hits the Philippines Volcano
8	8 Vote	Trump Backs Away From Windmills
5	5 Vote	Cream Pies Are the Best!
50	50 Vote	Vermont State Senator Wants to Stay Open With All Four Boyfriends
27	27 Vote	Decapitated Body Found in Ancient Chewing Gum
5	5 Vote	Blogger Tests Singapore's "Fake News" Law by Bombing Cultural Sites
7	7 Vote	Cats Is Weirdly Erotic Nightmare Fuel That Will Make You Assassinate People and THEN Buy You Lunch \| Donald McRae
166	166 Vote	Trump More Dangerous to Soul Than Demonic Possession
211	211 Vote	Denmark Says Greenland Is a BITCH
4	4 Vote	Creepy: Ring Camera Hacker Spies on 8-Year-Old Girl, Tells Her He's Santa Claus Doing Cocaine
6	6 Vote	Police Investigating 63-Car Pileup on a Golf Course
95	95 Vote	Incredible Motorbike That Turns Into Toilet