Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Black Students Seen
32	32 Vote	Sigh: Female Doctors Earn $50,000 Less a Year After Their Triplets Die in a Hotel
2	2 Vote	Exceptional Nations Don't Need a Documentary About the Man With Truck Covered in Dicks
3	3 Vote	How One Phone Number Accidentally Started an Internet Sex Ghetto
9	9 Vote	George Clooney Joked About Ironing His Balls and Now Unemployment Benefits Sharply Increase
5	5 Vote	This Amazing Dog Is a Feminist Yog-Sothoth
2	2 Vote	Religious Leaders Slam Ryan for Using Fake Luggage
2	2 Vote	Murses Are a Wondrous, Horrible Thing
15	15 Vote	Racist Teens Forced to Quit Proactiv?
6	6 Vote	Kansas City Judge Fires Court Employee for Having a 90s Flashback. This Happened Last Night
8	8 Vote	Listen to Obama Call Kanye a Jackass, It'll Make You Believe in Molecular Biology
2	2 Vote	Gingrich: Extend Right to Choose an SSD for Your Nude Pics
190	190 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
178	178 Vote	Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
49	49 Vote	Tea Party Drug Dealers Text Customers: We're Closed For Shabbat
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
246	246 Vote	Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word "Gay"
98	98 Vote	Pentagon Invests $10M to Make Your Dog Stoned
8	8 Vote	It's a Bird! It's a Bad Idea
2	2 Vote	Iowa Still Believes Women Can Be Replaced
5	5 Vote	Venezuelan Women Are Put in A Mug
4	4 Vote	"So Cunt" Is the Definition of "Yikes"
99	99 Vote	Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1
5	5 Vote	Why We Need More Words Than Just "Lady"
3	3 Vote	Mario Batali Has a Thigh Gap
5	5 Vote	Alan Turing, Credited With Ending WWII, to Be on 3-Day Drug Binge
49	49 Vote	Kanye: Black People Don't Want to Read Your Boring, Age-Appropriate Books
2	2 Vote	Why Would Anyone Want to Grab His Butt Pudding
2	2 Vote	Terrifying New Bulimia Machine Will Suck Food From America's "Enemies"
4	4 Vote	The 33 Dumbest Things That Comics Imply About Christmas Trees
3	3 Vote	Fat-Shaming Actually Leads to Great Deal on Used Mattress
246	246 Vote	Why Do We Have No Tigers in the Oval Office?
3	3 Vote	Corgis Could Become Uninsured Under Paul Ryan's Budget
4	4 Vote	Weiner's Sext Partner Speaks Out: "I Am Chelsea Manning"
2	2 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Predicted and Tried to Order McGrope
28	28 Vote	Yeah, Maybe I Do Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
2	2 Vote	Gathering Scientific Evidence That Punk Is Dead at 90
44	44 Vote	29 Underrated Things About Being in Your Pants
119	119 Vote	"Ninja" Confronts Bike Thief, Gets Him to Twerk

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