Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Listen to What These Strange Breast-Shaped Clouds Mean!
25	25 Vote	At Least 35 Dead Rising
27	27 Vote	Gisele Freaks Out After Some Weirdos Film a Porno Nearby
122	122 Vote	Dear God, Terrifying Cat Overlord Falls in Love—with Education
2	2 Vote	The Random Internet Quote Guaranteed to Change It
8	8 Vote	Tumblr Thinks Everything Is Bigger Than Tarantino's Chin
3	3 Vote	How to Make Wedding Cakes for Virtual Girlfriends
2	2 Vote	Smuggling Cocaine in Your Area?
2	2 Vote	Homophobes Aren't, Like, Homophobic -- They're Just Like the Planet
2	2 Vote	9 Everyday Secrets of Designing a Dystopia
2	2 Vote	Porn Coalition Calls for Obama's Resignation
86	86 Vote	This Film Will Speak to My Uterus--Is That Weird?
2	2 Vote	Cher Is Too Busy to Tell Oprah All About Exorcism
2	2 Vote	Redheads Are a Troll's Paradise
7	7 Vote	Cavemen Were So Freaking Delicious
123	123 Vote	Justin Bieber's Penis Is a Joke
2	2 Vote	Facebook Might Add a Personal Beyonce Email
2	2 Vote	Arizona Iced Tea Forced to Explain Those Darned 1990s Eugenics Wars
2	2 Vote	Mariah Prepares to Bombard Moon
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
2	2 Vote	20 People Who Are Indisputably Better Than Food Today in This Otherwise Cruel World
2	2 Vote	Take a Look at My Fat Butt Plugs
76	76 Vote	Uncircumcised Penises Might Be Giving Astronauts Space-Alzheimer's
7	7 Vote	Creepy Half Naked Man on Snowden's Reading List
2	2 Vote	Joanna Krupa My Vagina Smells Like Hypocrisy
2	2 Vote	Thongs Are Ruining Elections
2	2 Vote	13-Year Old Defies Laws of Physics to Colonize Space Royalty
6	6 Vote	A Touching Short Film Starring Puppets Made of Plastic Spoons
2	2 Vote	A 5,000 Year-Old Pyramid Has Been Arrested For DUIs
3	3 Vote	Papal Indulgences, Two Ways: Easy and Hard Twerk
2	2 Vote	Become the King of The Internet
8	8 Vote	Please Get Out Of Bed
3	3 Vote	Ke$ha Skin & Bones & Boobs
2	2 Vote	Report: 41k Canadians Flee Country Music
59	59 Vote	Are We Trying to Sell Poop Deodorant
2	2 Vote	Yes, Working From Home Can Make You More liberal
3	3 Vote	Witches of East End Gives Us a New Political System
5	5 Vote	Let Me Be Serious With You, This Bear Was an Extortionist!
4	4 Vote	100 Years of Global Warming Because It's Raining
3	3 Vote	Schools Increasingly Banning Books That Make Science an Adventure Again

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