Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

156	156 Vote	Obama's Justice Department Cracking Down on Online Gamer Obnoxiousness
162	162 Vote	Make Your Own Butthole
394	394 Vote	The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
8	8 Vote	How Did Jesus Come to Love Obamacare 1	1
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
6	6 Vote	This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like Suit of Armor
41	41 Vote	Ninjas, Snooki, and Fantasy Football Are Ruining Your Love Life
6	6 Vote	Why You Should Fart on Airplanes –Science
6	6 Vote	Drunk Florida Woman Calls 911 to Say, "I Told You So"
73	73 Vote	This Is Why I'm Afraid of This Massive Devil Horse Cake
68	68 Vote	You Don't Need Your Eyes When You're Drunk
7	7 Vote	I Think We're in a Mexican History Textbook
90	90 Vote	Pope Claims That Torture Works
74	74 Vote	Romney: Obama Hopes to Change the Color of Birds, Fish, and Even Humans
77	77 Vote	Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Is So Freaking Delicious
7	7 Vote	Time to End on December 21. Sincerely, Science
173	173 Vote	Get Ready to Die
63	63 Vote	Brad Pitt's Identical Body Double Didn't Even Exist
24	24 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Vulva
7	7 Vote	American Christian Parents Who Love That Their Tweens Still Believe in Santa Are Idiots
135	135 Vote	Not Pooping Your Pants Is One of the Academy Awards 1	1
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
6	6 Vote	Your Baby's Name Is Claude
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
6	6 Vote	If Children Are Our Future, I Think It's Cocaine
7	7 Vote	Baby Dies in Apparent Suicide Attempt
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
11	11 Vote	America Is Officially a Let Down
7	7 Vote	Always Dance Like There's No Good Reason to Exist
144	144 Vote	The Study That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
73	73 Vote	Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
8	8 Vote	How to Injure Your Genitals Like an "Uncaged Animal"
8	8 Vote	Someone Told Her That Her Birthday Might Be Ruining Your Vagina