Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

kittysharp

Voted Headlines

232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
89	89 Vote	Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
122	122 Vote	30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
96	96 Vote	Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
223	223 Vote	Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
109	109 Vote	All Dogs Go to Prison
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
508	508 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
122	122 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
297	297 Vote	It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
208	208 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
239	239 Vote	Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway 1	1
234	234 Vote	What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica 2	2
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
209	209 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
197	197 Vote	Wizards & Cyborgs Unite to Push for Marriage Proposals
221	221 Vote	Rihanna's Adventure in Space
682	682 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
501	501 Vote	Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk 4	4
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
107	107 Vote	My Year as an African Lion
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
178	178 Vote	Man Says He Will Make You Die
255	255 Vote	Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom 1	1