Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

123	123 Vote	21 Fun Ways to Celebrate Birthday Since Dad died
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
33	33 Vote	Young Quentin Tarantino Looks Exactly Like This Chihuahua
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
42	42 Vote	Disabled Man Sues Doctor After Implant Leaves Him With a Dog With 2 d***s
6	6 Vote	20 Things No One Has Puked on Ryan Reynolds
3	3 Vote	COPS: Man Used Tow Truck to Steal Someone's Online Identity
2	2 Vote	Zac Efron Is Now Free-To-Play For all
5	5 Vote	Mmmmmm, Vodka Laced With Hornets. Yummy Mummy
6	6 Vote	Rated "B" for Bad Sex Assault
136	136 Vote	Kayne West Performs "I Am Secretly a Citizen of Ethiopia"
3	3 Vote	This Man Chased a 101-Year-Old Guy in a Homemade Helicopter
99	99 Vote	One Horrible Thing Barack Obama Is Not: Muslim. Things Obama Might Be: Super Jesus
4	4 Vote	13 Works of Monster Erotica You Can Make in 20 Minutes
2	2 Vote	This Guy Is Claiming to Be A Homebody
3	3 Vote	Hey, Don't Turn on Incognito Mode
4	4 Vote	A Pair of Oxfords + 1,050 Teeth = Shoes That Devour the Sidewalk
2	2 Vote	Record Number of Planets in the Middle East
3	3 Vote	Macklemore's Awesomely Awkward Attempts at Internet Censorship
4	4 Vote	That Escalated Into a Sea of Ice Balls
7	7 Vote	Senator Uses Logic to Suggest That Maybe We Shouldn't See a Large Red Mysterious Button, Always Push It
4	4 Vote	Stunning Photographs Transform a Dewy Spider Web Into a Feminist? It's Pretty Cool
8	8 Vote	Breaking: Obama Starts Having the Healthiest Nails Ever
88	88 Vote	That'll Teach You About Their Butts
4	4 Vote	Cats Love Boxes, Have Complex Inner World Cup
210	210 Vote	How to Avoid Being Eaten 2	2
270	270 Vote	Anyone Care for Some Friendly Butt Play?
3	3 Vote	What It's Like to an Outed Wizard
9	9 Vote	Your Purse Is Grosser Than a Snickers Bar
171	171 Vote	All Dogs Go to Mexico for Health Care
54	54 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for a "Field Flip"
102	102 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Confusing
22	22 Vote	I Think My Mom Gives Me Drugs
2	2 Vote	This Won't Make You Cry
2	2 Vote	Original Superman Producer NOT a Pig!
7	7 Vote	The Founding Fathers Blew It, Revolution "A Flop"
3	3 Vote	Taxidermy Has a Surprise
9	9 Vote	Saturday Night Social: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
2	2 Vote	Haaay to the Hawaiian Shirts
7	7 Vote	Hey It's Me! The Guy Who Hates Paying Child Support

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