Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

206	206 Vote	Microsoft Might Be Destroying the Universe 2	2
40	40 Vote	26 New Ways to Eat a Drunk Driver
324	324 Vote	She's Baaack: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by Dead Insects and Spiders
154	154 Vote	No, Science Has Not Improved
24	24 Vote	How to Make and Use a Racial Slur
157	157 Vote	Yo, Somebody Needs to Use Condoms
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
88	88 Vote	Video of Human Beings Trying to Connect
36	36 Vote	Cats Tap Into the Mind of Every Girl Who's Felt Insignificant
105	105 Vote	These Drunk French Teenagers Stole a Llama and Took It Home
230	230 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Look Stupid. From SPACE
160	160 Vote	Tumblr Thinks Everything Is Scary 1	1
119	119 Vote	Watch This Guy Propose to Kim Jong-Un 1	1
236	236 Vote	I Don't Think You Can Eat After Getting Shot 110 Times?
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
84	84 Vote	Samsung Thinks Women Should Not Exist
91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
95	95 Vote	Watch This Magnetic Silly Putty Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 3 Minutes
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
251	251 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
235	235 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
161	161 Vote	It's Because You're a Disgrace
89	89 Vote	Life Hacks for the 18th Century
160	160 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
166	166 Vote	Your Christmas Tree Waits to Exterminate Santa Claus
171	171 Vote	The iPhone Case That Doubles as Pretzel Dip
100	100 Vote	WATCH: Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
7	7 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Diplomacy, Drunken Toast Edition
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1