Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	My Sister Went to Corey Feldman's Orgy
161	161 Vote	Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
5	5 Vote	Science Has Been "Profoundly Successful"
136	136 Vote	We Have Two Arms and Two Legs 1	1
113	113 Vote	Law Doesn't Make Sense
123	123 Vote	White House to Give Up Already
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
2	2 Vote	Brad and Angelina Might Rent an Entire Village
4	4 Vote	Kindly Get the Shovel
5	5 Vote	Robbery Ends in Predictable Way
6	6 Vote	Won't Someone Please Check His Pockets for Five-Year-Olds
2	2 Vote	AMC Is About "Homosexuality"
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
4	4 Vote	Man Sues Food Network for Failing to Condemn Homosexuality
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
4	4 Vote	Under Obamacare, Disney World Swallowed Into 60-Foot Sinkhole Maw
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
200	200 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
666	666 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4