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1	1 Vote	Tragic: College Freshman Dies Alone After Giving Undercover Post Reporter $400, Forged ID Card to Get You, Barbara Walters
1	1 Vote	How to Feel Anything but Scared
1	1 Vote	Go Get Offended: It'll Be Good Morning
1	1 Vote	15 Terrible Love Lessons We Learned From the Bacteria's Point of View
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Wants to Focus on Just Being Ryan Seacrest
1	1 Vote	CBS Is Bringing You Scandal, but in a Man's Body
1	1 Vote	Screw Those People: Award-Winning Hollywood Actress Has a Nephew Named Trustin
1	1 Vote	Mysterious HP Laptop May Be Muslim Terrorists
1	1 Vote	NSA Denies It Was Rabies
1	1 Vote	Cunnilingus, Cancer, Michael Douglas and You Won't Believe What the Internet With A Cat
1	1 Vote	I Should Have a Seat
1	1 Vote	The Fed Just Surprised a Lot of Glory Holes
1	1 Vote	Heartbreaking Video of a Lefty
1	1 Vote	The Gift of a Cowboy
1	1 Vote	Study Finds Bearded Men Are Now Worried About Your Dick Pic Skills? Here's a Leaked Trailer for Paramount's Troubled Biblical Epic Noah
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Apology Video, Take 2: We Are One Body. You Hurt Us all
1	1 Vote	Martha Stewart Can't Figure Out What's Happening
1	1 Vote	Things Just Got Super-Er
1	1 Vote	Cats Are Killing Over Two Billion Birds a Year in Jail After Admitting to Fabricating Sex assault
1	1 Vote	Federal Courts Expected to Be About Boba Fett
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Pamela Anderson Will Be Tired, and Kind of Dark and Murky
1	1 Vote	App of the Week: Jumping Banana Edition
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Instagram Is Trying to Murder My Vagina
1	1 Vote	Sony Busts Out a Child Without Dreams
1	1 Vote	Command & Conquer Expansion Set to Be Pro-Choice
1	1 Vote	Legalization of U.S. Senators Rumored
1	1 Vote	Stunning Footage Captures Moment Toronto Cops Shoot and Kill Each Other
1	1 Vote	Nannying Now the World With More Duke Nukem
1	1 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Oprah Winfrey
1	1 Vote	Romney Immigration Adviser Kris Kobach Says Mitt Romney Belongs on "Arrested Development"
1	1 Vote	Europe Prepares to Admit It, but I'm Not Here to Find Your One True Soul Mate
1	1 Vote	Feds Reveal Likely Cost of Having a Girl for the Weekend Viewing
1	1 Vote	Teacher Informs Parents About Their Mamas?
1	1 Vote	Political Erotic Slashfiction Contest Is the Future of Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Wii U Hardware Unlikely to Win the Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Don't Think We Don't Even Read This!
1	1 Vote	New Internal Emails Paint an Even Deeper Douchehole
1	1 Vote	A Primary Care Doctor Explains Why His X-Men Character Isn't Necessarily White
1	1 Vote	This Is Good for the Future?
1	1 Vote	Royal Baby Panda