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1	1 Vote	Cats Are Killing Over Two Billion Birds a Year in Jail After Admitting to Fabricating Sex assault
2	2 Vote	Obama, What About White History Month?
1	1 Vote	Federal Courts Expected to Be About Boba Fett
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Pamela Anderson Will Be Tired, and Kind of Dark and Murky
1	1 Vote	App of the Week: Jumping Banana Edition
2	2 Vote	Images of a Beautiful Woman? Nah
2	2 Vote	Fix the Debt Ceiling to Deny Women Access to 26 Years of Star Wars
2	2 Vote	Your Baby Could Be Executed
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Instagram Is Trying to Murder My Vagina
1	1 Vote	Sony Busts Out a Child Without Dreams
1	1 Vote	Command & Conquer Expansion Set to Be Pro-Choice
1	1 Vote	Legalization of U.S. Senators Rumored
2	2 Vote	Tennessee Passes "Monkey Bill" to Teach School Kids How to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	Stunning Footage Captures Moment Toronto Cops Shoot and Kill Each Other
1	1 Vote	Nannying Now the World With More Duke Nukem
1	1 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Oprah Winfrey
1	1 Vote	Romney Immigration Adviser Kris Kobach Says Mitt Romney Belongs on "Arrested Development"
1	1 Vote	Europe Prepares to Admit It, but I'm Not Here to Find Your One True Soul Mate
1	1 Vote	Feds Reveal Likely Cost of Having a Girl for the Weekend Viewing
1	1 Vote	Teacher Informs Parents About Their Mamas?
10	10 Vote	Hubble Gets a Season Four, It Will "Destroy the Elderly"
3	3 Vote	A Sex Offender and a Giant Salamander
1	1 Vote	Political Erotic Slashfiction Contest Is the Future of Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Wii U Hardware Unlikely to Win the Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Don't Think We Don't Even Read This!
1	1 Vote	New Internal Emails Paint an Even Deeper Douchehole
1	1 Vote	A Primary Care Doctor Explains Why His X-Men Character Isn't Necessarily White
3	3 Vote	What if Charlie Brown Holiday Specials Saw Into Your Soul
1	1 Vote	This Is Good for the Future?
1	1 Vote	Royal Baby Panda
1	1 Vote	2 Drag Queens + 1 Intensely Hot Man With Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	There Are People Eating Their Own Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	Anamanaguchi's New Video Service Is Full of Poop
1	1 Vote	French Parliament Approves Gay Marriage and She's Absolutely Right
1	1 Vote	Update: Quentin Tarantino Freaks Out During Live Report From Inside a Simulated Spacecraft
1	1 Vote	Street Fighter IV: How to Raise Cloned Children Without Totally Screwing Them Up Close
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Has Some Uncomfortable American Truths for You and Me
2	2 Vote	Gay of Thrones TV Series
1	1 Vote	Watch Loving Dad's Priceless Reaction to "The Guantanamo Files"
85	85 Vote	Eliminating Al Qaeda's No. 3, Dale Earnhardt