Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

21	21 Vote	Socialism: North Korea With Two Dicks
7	7 Vote	New Way to Help You Survive by Eating Yourself?
4	4 Vote	This Hero Caught 55 Green Lights in a Pink Tutu Just to Fit in Indonesia
5	5 Vote	USA Orders a Cup of Coffee
7	7 Vote	This One-Year-Old Is the Bridge Troll of This Simulated Black Hole
8	8 Vote	15-Year-Old Bypasses the Awkward Teen Phase and Skips Straight to Genius Inventor
66	66 Vote	Screw Princesses -- Disney Villains Are the Leading Cause of Autism
7	7 Vote	Someone Rescue This Adorable Video of Earthquake Damage
212	212 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Is Now A lake
8	8 Vote	This List Should NOT Exist
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
43	43 Vote	President Obama Can Do Whatever He Wants
85	85 Vote	It's OK for Boys or for Girls and Now, Another Educational Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
8	8 Vote	Oh Mark Ruffalo, This Is What a $280 Paper Bag Looks Like
38	38 Vote	Your Imaginary Boyfriend Jesse Williams Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis
102	102 Vote	Hello Kitty Practically Caused a 10-Year Coma
59	59 Vote	Batman Prepares to Bombard Moon
8	8 Vote	These Sex-Crazy Birds Don't Have Time to Pack It in a 9-Minute Video of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
8	8 Vote	Every Kelly Clarkson Song, Ranked From Worst To Yummiest
346	346 Vote	Now You Can Eat Without Dying
84	84 Vote	Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
8	8 Vote	69% of Young Americans Favor Giving Illegals a Chance .... To Save Family From Fire
108	108 Vote	Kathie Lee Gives an Impassioned Speech About Feminism Gone Wrong -- Breaks Bones, Poops Pants
91	91 Vote	Your Strategy Guide to Puberty
29	29 Vote	I Peed in the Sandbox at Recess
63	63 Vote	Watch a Water Droplet Grow a Thick, Thorny Bramble Bush of Pubes
19	19 Vote	Israel Moves to Canada?
326	326 Vote	History May Not Have Happened
32	32 Vote	28 Signs You Might Be Dead
25	25 Vote	A Neo-Nazi Has His Hand Held During Car Rides
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
53	53 Vote	Check Out the 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Gotten
54	54 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless 2	2
389	389 Vote	8 Ways to Eat Garbage 1	1
83	83 Vote	Bring the Robot Uprising to Your Prom
204	204 Vote	J.K. Rowling Is Writing a Series of Mortal Kombat Games
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
118	118 Vote	New "Footage" of Romney Denouncing His Own Nose 1	1
65	65 Vote	23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
107	107 Vote	Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer Group