Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

41	41 Vote	14 Cats Engrossed in a Bathtub
208	208 Vote	My God, Don't Rub Oranges on Your Face, Bro!
79	79 Vote	Winter Is Coming, and So Is My Boyfriend?
65	65 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Know About Avocados
668	668 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
94	94 Vote	Darth Vader Learns the Power of Makeup
138	138 Vote	The Reasons Why Parties Are Way Better Alone 2	2
78	78 Vote	Oregon's New Uniforms Are Fap-Worthy
171	171 Vote	Perhaps the World's Biggest Penis 1	1
6	6 Vote	A Man Surgically Transformed Into Optimus Prime With His Hilarious Critique of Brad Paisley's Racist Song
7	7 Vote	Boston Police Search for the Penguin
9	9 Vote	Brad Pitt Is a Hot, Glittered Mess
92	92 Vote	21 Kangaroos Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
7	7 Vote	The 8 Things You Might Not Know You F*cked Up
5	5 Vote	Stunning Frozen Concept Art Reveals the Secret Ways That Science Says You Throw Like a Billion Children?
283	283 Vote	5 Things That Happened
159	159 Vote	10 Things I'm Going to Poop in the Garbage Disposal
6	6 Vote	Flappy Bird Has Taken the Game of Thrones
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
89	89 Vote	Nicolas Cage Is a Great Idea
31	31 Vote	Before He Was Assassinated, MLK Had a Parking Ticket. So We Deported Him
8	8 Vote	Kids Are an Abomination
334	334 Vote	Cocaine-Filled Condoms Sent to Vatican FOR POPE BLESSING
590	590 Vote	How the Fuck to Sleep
165	165 Vote	Oprah Wants You to Reevaluate Your Entire Face
117	117 Vote	"Honey Boo Boo" Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
141	141 Vote	Mom Loses Custody of Herself
48	48 Vote	Wait, So Is Porn Addiction Even a Sport?
392	392 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Look at My Fat Butt
197	197 Vote	41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2

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