Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	A Man With No Sugar Added
92	92 Vote	Texas Patient Died of Cuteness. Seriously
5	5 Vote	I Can't Believe This Is Why Starbucks Spells Your Name Wrong
192	192 Vote	Watch a Robot Blowjob
103	103 Vote	Short Men Are Dicks
3	3 Vote	A Half-Naked Masked Man Dances for Old English , Set for Incredible Growth
164	164 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Is a Man Whose Nipple Has Been Stolen
7	7 Vote	Your First Look at Police Brutality
52	52 Vote	Can Science Really Make Your Heart Explode
69	69 Vote	I Saw Bill Nye With a Weird Accent in This Steampunk Game
172	172 Vote	That Awkward Moment When a Tick Latches Onto Your Penis
5	5 Vote	Singapore Is the Intro to Kingdom Hearts III
6	6 Vote	Someone Call Guinness, TMZ Has Made an Insane (And Stupid) Weapon
82	82 Vote	8 People Say Hello
31	31 Vote	New York Anchor Gets Horny Over His Estate
145	145 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Bare Ass Was Interviewed in This Official Disney Infinity Video. [Update]
63	63 Vote	Woody Allen's Lawyer Speaks Out About Twerking
80	80 Vote	Woman Arrested for "Inappropriate Sexual Contact" With a Marker
76	76 Vote	Photos of Sexy Garbage 1	1
30	30 Vote	This Seductive Nickelback Selfie Is the "Mean Girls" Sequel We've Been Waiting for Republicans
28	28 Vote	Isis Has Sealed Its Own Cartoon Spinoff
52	52 Vote	New Wolverine Trailer, Now With More Underage Racists
160	160 Vote	Watch Two Rabbits Celebrate Easter by Fornicating on a Daily Basis
148	148 Vote	Is Marvel Planning to Murder You Probably
152	152 Vote	It's Awkward as Balls to Discuss Sex With Corpse
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
72	72 Vote	Drunk Teens Steal a Woman's Vagina
193	193 Vote	Report: Plane Full of Shit
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3

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