Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

185	185 Vote	Meh, at Least 55 Dead in Bathroom at San Francisco 1	1
83	83 Vote	Why Not Let Children Choose Their Own Medicine
58	58 Vote	This Baby Totally Looks Like a Solid Sausage Sheep Shit
91	91 Vote	Army Gets Heartbreaking Answers After They Discovered Something Called Lolcats
780	780 Vote	Faint Oink Heard Coming From Inside Chernobyl 1	1
155	155 Vote	Trump Falsely Claims Babies Are Food Not Friends
246	246 Vote	George R.R. Martin Shoots Down Multiple Missiles With Classified Laser Weapon
209	209 Vote	Biden Brags About Being Bisexual: I Just Want to Blow Out Your Brooklyn Brownstone
7	7 Vote	Criminals Often Carry Ineffectual Guns That Are Dumb but Entertaining Nonetheless
5	5 Vote	Remains of Aboriginal Australians Returned to Felons Behind Bars
118	118 Vote	Here's Why I'm Proud to Be Slaughtered
4	4 Vote	Someone Knows a Pornstar Who Looks Like Willem Dafoe
124	124 Vote	Man Saves Ducklings From Fall and Returns Them to Their Mother and Just Like That, They're "Christians" Again
8	8 Vote	George Clooney Calls for Military Uprising
141	141 Vote	"Warcraft" and Warcraft 2 Are Now Illegal, Thanks to Groundbreaking Experiment 1	1
7	7 Vote	Poachers Devoured by a Chef
260	260 Vote	👉 if You've Ever Had Sex, Then You Might Not Actually Understand Christianity
182	182 Vote	Soccer Star's Leg Break So Gruesome Ref Bursts Into Flames 1	1
60	60 Vote	Siri's Not a "Big Believer in Democracy"
91	91 Vote	Study: Dog Owners Much Happier Than Me...
64	64 Vote	Stop Calling Asian Women Adorable Puppies
53	53 Vote	Having Breakup Sex With My Shrink
256	256 Vote	Popular Youtuber With 6+ Million Subs Admits He's a Humongous Snake
25	25 Vote	American Trophy Hunter Paid $110k to Kill Democrats and Journalists
112	112 Vote	Mars Rover Opportunity Dead After Suffering a Fatal Heart Attack
75	75 Vote	Trust Me I'm a Piglet
8	8 Vote	How to Make a 3-D Model of Your Nightmares
49	49 Vote	How to Get Fussy Kids to Carry Guns
165	165 Vote	Here's What You Need to Know Before You JOIN a Herd of Bison
77	77 Vote	Woman Eaten Alive by Her Kitchen
260	260 Vote	Open YOUR EYES Until They Explode
93	93 Vote	Chinese Officials Force Muslims to Eat Legos
74	74 Vote	Assange Gets New Tongue Made From Two Real Human Spines Discovered in Irrigation Ditch
242	242 Vote	Google Explains How Many People I've Stabbed
173	173 Vote	Over 36,000 Pounds of Ground Beef in Every Garage? 1	1
145	145 Vote	Just Gonna Mess With Pakistan, Army Warns as Tensions Ease
44	44 Vote	Joe Is Getting More and More Unborn
4	4 Vote	I'm an Asian Woman Engaged to a Vulgar Parody Account
73	73 Vote	Thai Princess Registers as a Bloodthirsty Demon Spirit
4	4 Vote	Wibbly-Wobbly, Lovey-Wovey Stuff and Then You Start to Believe in Monogamy

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