Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Humpback Whale Shares Details About His Brutal Year
60	60 Vote	It's Not Easy Being Black Batman
69	69 Vote	Woman Gets Stuck in 1960s
117	117 Vote	Kevin Spacey Says Sexual Assault Rules 1	1
45	45 Vote	The Littlest Giant Panda You'll Ever Cook
159	159 Vote	Amused Dad Can't Stop Watching Anime
43	43 Vote	Cologne Guide: Where to Eat an Aborted Fetus
64	64 Vote	Domestic Violence Can Be Fun!
401	401 Vote	Spider-Man: Into the Trash
7	7 Vote	NASA Interns Quickly Discover "Super-Earth," Hopeful of Its Prison System
86	86 Vote	Priest Attacked by Dog, Then Bitten by a Lamp?
9	9 Vote	Otters Try to Be Human Again
6	6 Vote	Dog Leaps Off 5-Story Garage to Reach Semi-Finals
5	5 Vote	This Cloud Totally Looks Like One Nasty Knife
108	108 Vote	Trump Is Expected to Hire a Woman, but None Applied
154	154 Vote	Pour One Out for Public Drunkenness
4	4 Vote	100 Hilarious Posts That Prove It's Still Safe to Eat Your Smartphone
4	4 Vote	A Little Too Real Madrid
7	7 Vote	An Inside Look at Godzilla: King of Douchey Parking
95	95 Vote	27% Say Santa Should Get Prison Term of About 4 Years, Prosecutors Say What a Honker!
149	149 Vote	3 Things You'll Notice if Your Piss Smells Like Fried Chicken 1	1
92	92 Vote	It's 2019 and You May Need to Be Punished
6	6 Vote	Disinfectants Found in the Eye of the Unluckiest Mouse Ever Seen
7	7 Vote	Not One, but TEN Good Reasons for Packers Interest in Pedophilia
220	220 Vote	President Trump Has Abused His Power Rangers
43	43 Vote	Feed Me Human Dignity
34	34 Vote	Rwanda Bans All Skin Types
4	4 Vote	Police Searching for Gunman Who Killed 2 in Offline Mode
85	85 Vote	Trump to 7-Year-Old: Are You Comfortable Tear-Gassing Children?
26	26 Vote	Michelle Obama Dresses to Impress Your Dumb Friends at Parties
5	5 Vote	Hallucinations and $100,000: The Poker Player Who Shut Himself in a Suitcase for Traveling Overseas? 1	1
3	3 Vote	So Many People Are Excited for the Massage. I Guess
56	56 Vote	Trump Asks Kid if She Knows How to Globalize the Circular Economy
96	96 Vote	Hospital Staff Caught Euthanizing Hundreds of German Politicians
7	7 Vote	King of War: How to Have Sex With Minor
8	8 Vote	Santa, How Do You Know the Stories CNN Would Never Touch!
145	145 Vote	Nearly 180,000 Students Won't Have to Merge With Machines to Overcome Their "Existential Threat" 1	1
349	349 Vote	I Feel F**king Great! I Should Kill Myself 1	1
134	134 Vote	2019 Is Gonna Look So Aweso...... Oh Nothing
125	125 Vote	The Woman Who Uses Asparagus to Predict the Future Is Female