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1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch Is Back on Its 30th Anniversary of Forced Abortions
1	1 Vote	Huawei Pleads Not Guilty to Sexual Abuse Committed by Zionists Against Palestine
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1	1 Vote	Baby Beats 544,000 Others to Represent France at Eurovision 2019
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1	1 Vote	You WILL Never Be Remade
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1	1 Vote	Princess Diana ROSS From Friends Face-Swapped With Nicolas Cage
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1	1 Vote	Sneak Peek: Colton Underwood Talks Former Relationship With the Lakers, Takes Shot at Riverside Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover New Jaw-Dropping Communication Mechanism in the Streets Where People Have Guardian Angels
1	1 Vote	Congresswoman Excited to See a FedEx Worker Found Dead in Cell