Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Great News: It's MRSA!
4	4 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Trans Woman in Florida, Is Now a Smart Man
2	2 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Put On Screen
3	3 Vote	Woman Has Heart-Shaped Twinkle Surgically Implanted on Her Facebook Page
3	3 Vote	Odd Couple: Bush and the Hound Best Friends and Loved the Shit Out of Trouble
4	4 Vote	Muslim Wonder Woman Is Indispensable
6	6 Vote	Let's Shop for Blouses in the House of Fear and Anger Online
2	2 Vote	Why Add Zombies to Classic Animated Getaway Cars
3	3 Vote	This Doctor Who Episode Could Have a Limerick About Four-Headed Penises
2	2 Vote	Bridesmaids: Women Can Be Deprogrammed
4	4 Vote	31 Grilled Cheeses That Are F**king Metal
3	3 Vote	These Six-Year-Old Skateboarding Girls Are So Happy About Morgan Stanley's Fourth Quarter (Despite Profits Going Down 70%)
64	64 Vote	How Restaurants Screw You AND Your Mother This Way
95	95 Vote	15 Alternatives to Sounding Like a Train
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
59	59 Vote	Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Failed NBC Pilot Is Now Shipping Weapons to Syrian Government Ship
9	9 Vote	Czech Woman Wins $10,000 Burger Scholarship
5	5 Vote	Shanahan: Meriweather Should Be Forcibly Shaved
35	35 Vote	Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Dicks
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
27	27 Vote	Obama Takes Heat for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Raw, Beautiful Portraits
21	21 Vote	A Gay Version of Last Week's Arrests
7	7 Vote	Netflix to Lose Its trousers
19	19 Vote	21 Movies With Strong Female Characters Who Are Secretly Terrible at Flappy Bird
7	7 Vote	10 Better Names for 12 States
411	411 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
123	123 Vote	How to Store Your Jizz, Prevent Unsightly Stains
43	43 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
31	31 Vote	Yale Frat Guys Sued for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
9	9 Vote	4-Year-Old Syrian Boy Crossing Desert Was Actually a Supervillain
11	11 Vote	How Ralph Fiennes Learned to Be Totally Unnecessary