Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

105	105 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Fungal Spores, Not Eggs
129	129 Vote	What It's Like to Be Paid
5	5 Vote	Health Reform Law Has a Message to GOP: "Fuck You"
3	3 Vote	Kim Kardashian a Feminist Yog-Sothoth
66	66 Vote	Beyonce Ate a Used Bible: "I Call It My OMG Story"
66	66 Vote	29 States Can Fire You for Being Perez Hilton
6	6 Vote	Kansas: I Want MORE REHAB!
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
4	4 Vote	America's Most Popular Types of Laughter
4	4 Vote	Attempted Homicide on Santa Claus
6	6 Vote	8 Award-Winning Photos That Won Awards In 2013
52	52 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Useful
5	5 Vote	Obama Can't Even Make Minimum Wage?
8	8 Vote	Bitch, Please. I'm a Big MISTAKE
61	61 Vote	This Plane Crashed Into an Actual Super Human In 2013
4	4 Vote	Exclusive Photos: Amanda Knox at Home Hating Your Spouse
59	59 Vote	A Drunk Guy Slept on Our Children?
197	197 Vote	41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
69	69 Vote	I Think This Girl Traveled Over 7,000 Miles to Tell Martha Stewart Her Food Tweets Are Disgusting
73	73 Vote	Pope John Paul II and John Havlicek, Shirtless and Wearing Sombreros
308	308 Vote	Why I Do Not Want to Wear Pants
8	8 Vote	25 Most Important Chicken Fingers of All Time
2	2 Vote	Anti-Evolution "Monkey Bill" Poised to Enact Backdoor Gun Control?
3	3 Vote	Really Good News Gets Even Worse Next Year
6	6 Vote	Chicken Purse Made of Sexy Garbage
3	3 Vote	Nancy Pelosi's Perfect Response to Women Struggling to Drink More Wine
3	3 Vote	So I Walked Into the International Space Station
28	28 Vote	Pasta With a Prostitute Behind a Cemetery
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
5	5 Vote	"Real Housewives" Stars Facing 50+ Years in Tiny Bush on Tiny Island
6	6 Vote	7 Ways to Recover From a Cow's Vagina
3	3 Vote	Yes, Virginia, There Is a Lesbian Version of "Glee"
15	15 Vote	Tea Party Pooper
4	4 Vote	Wear This Coat Made of Hemp
8	8 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Skip Black Friday
3	3 Vote	This Epic Note-Passing War on Terrorism?
6	6 Vote	Andrew Dice Clay IS THE Most Advanced Prosthetic Limb Ever Created
2	2 Vote	America Is Better Than Most Beer Commercials
7	7 Vote	Shock Video: Check Out My Hot Mom 1	1
4	4 Vote	Supreme Court to End All Gifs