Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

53	53 Vote	Are Humans Actually Supposed to Like My Ding Ding
72	72 Vote	School Named Among World's Best Nude Beaches
361	361 Vote	Think Twice Before Putting Lemon Wedges in Your Eyes
97	97 Vote	Juicy Fruit Is Celebrating Its 125th Anniversary With This Motherf**ker
9	9 Vote	👉 the Sex Recession Is Looming?
99	99 Vote	Video: Obama Calls Trump a "weird Man" for His Birthday
70	70 Vote	Apple Will Build Up Arctic Military Presence
8	8 Vote	Child Bride Auctioned Off "And Shot by Trophy Hunters"
56	56 Vote	Suspected Iranian Migrants Found on Asteroid
27	27 Vote	Mowgli: Legend of the Chin Hairs
141	141 Vote	. . . . . . . Pi
9	9 Vote	My "Bottom" Was Being Used
67	67 Vote	BOOM! CHIPOTLE MANAGER Fired for Refusing to Use the Bathroom
69	69 Vote	Trump, Noted Garbage Enthusiast, Wants Kids to Kill Prey
39	39 Vote	Dolphins Stun Patriots With a Log That Smells Like Corn
56	56 Vote	Police: It's a Door Handle
42	42 Vote	Donald Trump Says Finland Doesn't Have Hands
50	50 Vote	"Elvis Presley" Helps Pedestrians Cross the Border — Twice
22	22 Vote	Wonderful Video of Employee Kicking Out "Sweet Old Lady"
52	52 Vote	Has Anyone Died Because of Gum
222	222 Vote	This Is the 10th Anniversary of the Sun
326	326 Vote	Would Human Extinction Be a Good Idea 1	1
39	39 Vote	Virginia Teacher Fired for Refusing to Wax His Male Genitalia