Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
161	161 Vote	It's Because You're a Disgrace
160	160 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
171	171 Vote	The iPhone Case That Doubles as Pretzel Dip
100	100 Vote	WATCH: Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
133	133 Vote	Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
293	293 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
223	223 Vote	Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
122	122 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1