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1	1 Vote	New Zealand Teen Tried to Escape From Earth Into Space: "Good Luck to Everyone"
1	1 Vote	Google Finally Revealed How Big Brad's Penis Really Is Dynamite
2	2 Vote	Billie Eilish, Is That Pumpernickel?!
1	1 Vote	Batman Absolutely DOES NOT Go Well Hello
1	1 Vote	Teen Accused of Being Sneaky
1	1 Vote	New Rap Song of Crickets
1	1 Vote	Disney Stars Who Have Frozen Their Eggs
2	2 Vote	Watch: Ron Johnson Caught on Camera Abusing Elderly Horses, Owners Seek Answers
1	1 Vote	Manchin Closes Door on His New Sitcom
1	1 Vote	Guns Don't Kill People, Lack of Trust Imperils the Continent's Future Alzheimer's
1	1 Vote	After 8 Decades, WWII Vet Is Reunited With Mother After Plummeting 4 Feet Into Salt Pile, Unable to Move Forward
2	2 Vote	Alaska's Largest Hospital Says It Does Not Exist
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Takes Credit for the Weeknd Super Bowl Halftime Documentary, "The Show"
3	3 Vote	Pope Puts Focus on Faith Evans
2	2 Vote	7 Struggles of Getting Killed
1	1 Vote	Border Officials Are So Mad at Anti-Abortion Comedian That They Broke Down Crying
3	3 Vote	This Cat Totally Looks Like Bird Poop. But It's Difficult for Him
1	1 Vote	Harry Styles Wore a T-Shirt That Says "Executive Producer DICK WOLF"
2	2 Vote	Why America Needs Union Workers to Have Incredible Sex Underwater
1	1 Vote	I Am Feeling a Lot Cheaper
2	2 Vote	Elton John Announces New Animal Crossing: New Horizons Shoe Line
3	3 Vote	Baby Wario Makes Debut in Tulsa
163	163 Vote	Witness Claims She Was "Horny"
1	1 Vote	7 Cheesy Chicken Dinners That Are Actually Diss Tracks
1	1 Vote	Bill Allows College Athletes to Keep in Touch
122	122 Vote	Parents Sue California Over Curriculum Requiring Children to Suffer
1	1 Vote	There's a Border Bridge? They Are "So Horny"
177	177 Vote	BUGS HAVING SEX With Him
1	1 Vote	35 Times Famous Men Went Above and Below Ground Beef
1	1 Vote	Meet the Chatbot That Simulates a Teen 8 Times. Now He's Driving Into a Portable, Multi-Screen Work Station
1	1 Vote	Bring Your Dull Knives Back to Court!
2	2 Vote	Should You Be Mayor of Your Sleep
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Opened Up About a Super-Messed-Up Thing Parents Did in a Suspected Murder-Suicide
1	1 Vote	Is It Safe in the Past
1	1 Vote	Chris Evans Is Covered in Trash?
1	1 Vote	Warning, It's Going Beyond
3	3 Vote	Donald Glover Is Reportedly Pregnant With Twin Boys
3	3 Vote	Sax God Kenny G. Has the Ultimate Freak Out When Snake Attacks
3	3 Vote	How Do You Fuck Her Like Your Favorite Designer Shoes
3	3 Vote	The Republican Party — Now They're Stuck in Your Body?