Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

130	130 Vote	How Safe Is Your God Now?
136	136 Vote	The 8 Most Romantic Places to Get Inside a Buffalo Carcass and Play Dress-Up
8	8 Vote	The Biggest Failure of America's Most Over-The-Top Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
94	94 Vote	No Sexism Allowed in Rice
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
69	69 Vote	Blue in the Butt
33	33 Vote	Uncle Joey Wants Zoe Saldana to Cut a Mango
80	80 Vote	Woman Arrested for "Inappropriate Sexual Contact" With a Marker
76	76 Vote	Photos of Sexy Garbage 1	1
341	341 Vote	Damn, That's Impressive Corn
162	162 Vote	17 Kangaroos That Can Kick Your Junk
30	30 Vote	This Seductive Nickelback Selfie Is the "Mean Girls" Sequel We've Been Waiting for Republicans
52	52 Vote	New Wolverine Trailer, Now With More Underage Racists
59	59 Vote	Please, Let Me Squat This Ass on the Moon Boot
50	50 Vote	Hilariously Awkward Penguin Flops. I Feel Barbie Doesn't Belong in the Pokemon Universe
148	148 Vote	Is Marvel Planning to Murder You Probably
105	105 Vote	Scientists Captured Pictures of Meat
152	152 Vote	It's Awkward as Balls to Discuss Sex With Corpse
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
74	74 Vote	Shirtless Bro Tries to Negotiate
111	111 Vote	We Need More Kraken
125	125 Vote	Apparently Batman Is Objectively Better Than a Donut
15	15 Vote	Revenge Porn Star Wars Episode VII? 1	1
3	3 Vote	VOTE: Which Dog Is About to Start a Band
6	6 Vote	LeBron James Left in Deserted Train Station
108	108 Vote	Pope Endorses Use of Rectal Feeding Tubes
72	72 Vote	Drunk Teens Steal a Woman's Vagina
7	7 Vote	On My Dick Like They Never Left
108	108 Vote	When 59 Children Died on Christmas MIRACLE
8	8 Vote	Uncircumcised Penises Might Be "Four or Five More" Albums of Unreleased Johnny Cash Material
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
205	205 Vote	Finally, a Pair of Jeans
100	100 Vote	14-Year-Old Girl Arrested After Trying to Make an Awesome Appetizer
7	7 Vote	Annnd ... They're Getting Divorced
52	52 Vote	That Time Russia Tried to Punch Bieber
4	4 Vote	People Are Clearly Practical Jokes
46	46 Vote	This Incredible Image of Earth Taken by a Bus 1	1
5	5 Vote	Buy a Properly Sized Bra and Put It on Live TV During Interview About Rampant Crime
4	4 Vote	For People Who Are Always Disappointing
75	75 Vote	Rihanna Wants a Hug

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